WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2021 Here’s the story…..
By nature, Jason was very intelligent but a bit shy. One day he went into a bar and he saw a stunningly attractive woman sitting alone at a table drinking a white-wine spritzer. Jason couldn’t take his eyes of this woman and eventually he plucked up the courage to walk across and speak to her.
“Hello, I’m Jason. Would you mind if I sat with you and chatted for a while?” asked Jason quietly but politely. The woman responded by yelling at the top of her voice, “No! I will not sleep with you tonight!”
Jason blushed, beetroot red with embarrassment and everyone in the bar looked over to see what was going on.
So he walked back over to the counter where he’d been sitting, reflecting on how he might have handled the situation and intending to leave the bar as soon as he’d finished his drink.
However, a couple of minutes later the attractive woman walked over to him and apologized.
“I’m really sorry”, she said. “I’m actually a PhD student at Harvard and I’m doing research on how people respond in embarrassing situations.”
To which Jason responded, yelling loudly at the top of his voice, “What do you mean you charge three hundred dollars minimum?”😁😎
Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ~George Edward Woodberry
There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way. ~Christopher Morley
Know what it is you want to do and why. ~Anonymous
Strive not to be a success but rather to be of value. ~Albert Einstein
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. ~Anonymous
The starting point of all achievement is desire. ~Napoleon Hill
Try and fail, but never fail to try. ~Jared Leto
Whatever you are, be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln
Every man dies. Not every man lives. ~ William Wallace
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Charlotte had two young boys, Jack and Harry. Jack and Harry were two young kids who were always getting themselves into trouble. If there was any mischief happening anywhere in their town, then usually Jack and Harry were involved and Charlotte knew this. Naturally her boys’ wayward behavior was a concern for Charlotte and it was an issue she was keen to resolve.
One day Charlotte read an article in the local newspaper about a clergyman in town who’d been very successful in disciplining young boys and improving their behavior.So, Charlotte phoned the clergyman and asked him if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman said he was happy to help but he was quick to stress that it was important that he see each of them separately. So, Charlotte decided to send young Harry to see the clergyman in the morning, with his elder brother Jack to follow in the afternoon.The clergyman was an enormous man with a stern face and a big, booming voice. He instructed Harry to sit down and then he asked him sternly, “Where is God?“The clergyman’s approach scared the life out of Harry. His mouth dropped open but fear prevented him from speaking. He just sat there wide-eyed, with his mouth hanging open.
So, the clergyman repeated the question but this time with an even sterner tone. “Where is God?” he said. Again, Harry made no attempt to respond. He was too scared.So, this time the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the Harry’s face, bellowing, “WHERE IS GOD?“
That was it for Harry. He jumped up from his chair, screamed and ran out of the room and all the way home. He didn’t stop running until he got to his own bedroom and then he hid in his closet, slamming the door behind him. When Jack found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened dude?“Still gasping for breath, Harry replied, “Dude, we are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think WE did it!“😱😳😁😎
Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Answer: “Jaws” What more can be said about this iconic film that hasn’t already been listed time and time again? Not much. The first “true” summer blockbuster. The first film to reach $100 million in theatrical rentals. The highest grossing U.S. film of all time (until “Star Wars” two years later). An instantly recognizable musical score (composed by John Williams), and the list goes on. Directed by Steven Spielberg, the film also starred Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, and Lorraine Gary. Nominated for a Best Picture Oscar, “Jaws” won for Best Film Editing, Best Sound and Best Music (Original Score).
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “Houston, we have a problem.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….She so peaceful, yet causes fear Him so bright and full of cheer She rests the body, he wakes the soul Him so light, she black as coal Her with mole and tiny bright freckles He covers us with tiny tear speckles She hides us, he beams with pride He her husband, she his bride He in bright silk, her all in velvet A yin-yang marriage as they tell it Two lovers who meet but twice a day When he must go, she need stay Now I ask you, who are they?
Answer: Day and night.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?
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