WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 16, 2021
Smart Proverbs & Sayings……
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. Birds of a feather flock together.
Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Surveillance should precede saltation. Look before you jump.
Neophyte’s serendipity. Beginners luck.
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. Beauty is only skin deep.
It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluids. Don’t cry over spilled milk.
The stylus is more potent than the dirk. The pen is more powerful than the sword.
It is fruitless to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. You can’t teach an old dog new things.
The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled culinary vessel does not reach 212 degrees. A watched pot never boils.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. All that glitters isn’t gold.
Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles. Too many cooks spoil the stew.
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. Charity begins at home.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. Dead men don’t talk.
Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles. People who live in glasshouses shouldn’t throw stones.
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. All work, no play makes John a dull boy.
A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of minuscule verdant bryophyte. A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The person presenting the finial cachinnation possesses thereby the primary cachinnation. He who laughs last, laughs best.
Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will remain sempiternally innocuous. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
The road to success is always under construction. [Lily Tomlin]
All my life I’ve always wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific.[Jane Wagner]
I worry whoever thought up the term “quality control” thought if we didn’t control it, it would get out of hand.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.”Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”
“What kind of question?” asked Tom.
“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly.”
“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.
“Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said, ‘Of course I DO….'” 😳
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “What’s so funny, Edwards?”Your boy Captain America over here. ‘Best of the best of the best, sir. With honors.’ Yeah, he’s just really excited and he has no clue why we’re here.”
Answer: Men In Black!When Agent Dee decides to retire from Men in Black, the top-secret organization that monitors and polices alien activity on earth, the MIB force holds a selection process to find a new recruit. Agent K/Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) observes the skills of NYPD detective James Edwards (Will Smith) and nominates him. In this scene Edwards and five other applicants are listening to Chief Zed (Rip Torn) introduce the tests they are about to take. When Edwards asks, “Maybe you already answered this, but why exactly are we here?” one of the other applicants jumps up and says, “Second Lieutenant Jake Jenson. West Point. Graduate with honors. We’re here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir.” When Edwards laughs at this, Chief Zed asks line one. Edwards replies with line two. In the 1998 Academy Awards, “Men in Black” won one Oscar and was nominated for two others. The special effects in this movie were impressive but that year they were up against those in “Titanic” and “The Lost World: Jurassic Park.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “You are a bad, bad girl, Stephanie.” “I know. I need to be spanked.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….What does this symbol represent?
Answer: pillow = pill + O
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Given below are five pairs of words. Each pair sounds similar, but have different meanings (they are homonyms). Can you find them?
Lift high – Bring down, destroyPlant with ears – LabyrinthBurial/Cremation formalities – Uses a pen and paper and forms legible wordsTo communicate with God – Carnivore’s targetWatery part of milk that separates when milk turns to curds – The route or the course traveled from one place to another
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