Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 7, 2021

Here’s the Story….
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time.”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, “How about going to church with me and receive blessings?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?”
This time, a little voice came out of the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting my shoes on!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Blue Cross is partnering with Lyft to give people rides to the doctor.
It costs $600. The drivers are specially trained, and – it’s just an ambulance.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally – a
robot that’s not going to take away any American jobs!” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove extra grease
can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re looking for an easy way to
lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt.
I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😱😳😁😎

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

Answer: When Harry Met Sally!
“When Harry met Sally” is a movie about the relationship of two people, Harry Burns and Sally Albright, who meet occasionally over a course of twelve years. They try to remain friends while having other relationships. At the end of the movie, Sally is at a New Years Eve party, and is about to leave when Harry shows up. He says this to Sally because he realizes that he is in love with her! They kiss and end up getting married!

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Do you mind if we stay here awhile, or must you go home?”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
My history is long in telling,
Though my origins are unknown.
I watch the tender earth most carefully,
Clothed in discards long disowned.
I guard against the raucous poachers,
Praying for a gust of wind that will animate my lifeless form.
The autumn winds will signal the completion of my job.
Maybe if I had a brain I’d choose to move south for the winter.

Who am I?

Answer: A Scarecrow.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that
relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.

Example:

Theme: NIGHT______

Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)

Theme: NIGHT______

Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)

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