Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s the Story….
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more stars in his crown.
He says to an angel, “I don’t get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation. Why did the taxi driver get more stars than me?”
The angel says, “We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?”
The preacher says, “Once in a while someone fell asleep.”
The angel says, “Right. Well, when people rode in this guy’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon
instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer
by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a recent survey, 71 percent of men find it attractive when a woman
offers to split the bill on a date. And zero percent of women find it attractive
when that offer is accepted.” -Seth Meyers

“Kylie Minogue won a legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of the
name ‘Kylie.’ Yeah, the judge called the case ‘not why I went to law school.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two resident doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had
to pull them apart. “What’s all this about?” asked the consultant angrily.
“It’s the tax auditor in C ward,” said one. “He’s only got 2 days to live.”
“He had to be told.” said the second doctor.
“I know,” said the first, “but I wanted to be the one to tell him!” 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Do you mind if we stay here awhile, or must you go home?”

Answer: I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang!
The words are spoken by the character of James Allen, to Helen, while they are parked in the moonlight by Lake Michigan. They had been to a dinner party at the Club Chateau with James Allen’s boss and decided to get away from it together.

James Allen is a World War I veteran who has returned home after the war. When the depression took effect he found himself out of work and living in a shelter in the southern state of Georgia. He gets involved in a robbery at a diner and ends up serving a long jail sentence, working on the chain gang. He eventually escapes and makes his way to Chicago where he becomes successful in the construction industry. His former girlfriend, Marie, tracks him down and blackmails him into marrying her. He meets Helen in Chicago and Marie denounces him to the police. He ends up back on the chain gang, but eventually escapes again. He spends the rest of his time permanently on the run from the police.
The last lines of the film are:
Helen: “How do you live?”
James Allen: “I steal.”
The film loosely portrays the story of Robert E. Burns, who actually helped with the production of the film for a few weeks, while still on the run from the authorities in Georgia.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that
relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.


Theme: NIGHT______

Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)

Theme: NIGHT______

  1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
  2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
  3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
  4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)

Answer: 1. Amplifier = LIFE (NIGHT LIFE)

  1. Vowel = OWL (NIGHT OWL)
  2. Counteract = COURT (NIGHT COURT)
  3. Persimmon = PERSON (NIGHT PERSON)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A

  1. Earth
  2. Rosin
  3. Taxer
  4. Lease
  5. Darin
  6. Sharp
  7. Gofer

Group B

A. Surplus
B. Golf clubs
C. Blacksmith’s furnace
D. Stringed instruments
E. Empty the sink
F. Valentine’s Day symbol
G. Painter’s stand

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