Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 12, 2021

Things to Consider……….
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing. It’s really annoying to die healthy.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Last week was the July 4th holiday, or as
your dog calls it, PTSD Day.” -Seth Meyers

“The Fourth of July holiday was last week. The original Brexit is the Fourth of July.
It’s my favorite holiday. You don’t have to wrap anything, other than bacon around a hot dog.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“For the fourth time, a small town in Kentucky has elected a dog as its mayor. People
were so excited; at the victory party, they kept chanting, ’28 more years! 28 more years!'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where
George Washington supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.” 😁😎

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one.”

Answer: Labyrinth
David Bowie is Jareth: the Goblin King. This quote is made to persuade Sarah to forget her baby brother, Toby, and stay with him forever in a world “where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.” Sarah must find her way through the magical maze in the time allowed, aided by Hoggle and Ludo, to reunite with her baby brother. Between traps, fantasy creatures, and talking doors, Sarah has a very hard time reaching the center of the labyrinth. When she does, she must chose between being a queen or taking her little brother back from the Goblin King. “Labyrinth” was released in 1986, and starred David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. It was directed by Jim Henson.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Below you will find uncommon titles to five award winning, or popular children’s books. How many can you decipher?

  1. Where the Crimson Foliage Propagates.
  2. Obscure Oasis
  3. The Sunny Season of the Cygnus.
  4. Feline in the Bonnet.
  5. A Crumple in Chronology.

Answer: 1. Where the Red Fern Grows

  1. Secret Garden
  2. The Summer of the Swans
  3. Cat in the Hat
  4. A Wrinkle in Time

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is this?

Interrogator. “Who stole the gold?”

Parsley. “…”
Sage. “…”
Rosemary. “…”
Thyme. “It was Basil.”

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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