Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


I Learned Everything From Noah’s Ark…

  1. Don’t miss the boat.
  2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
  4. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  5. Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  6. Build your future on high ground.
  7. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
  8. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  9. When you’re stressed, float a while.
  10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

If you think you are too small to make a
difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

Remember, today is the tomorrow
you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie

Education is learning what you didn’t
even know you didn’t know. Daniel J. Boorstin

Everyone with telekinetic powers,
raise my hand. Emo Philips

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. “Well, Mom,
our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.”
“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?” his mother asked.
“Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!” 😁😎

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Mr. Ryan: “It seems to me the only thing you’ve learned is that Caesar is ‘a salad dressing dude’.”

Answer: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure!
Bill and Ted are dangerously close to failing their history class. Their teacher, Mr. Ryan shows us just how close when he reads this from one of the boy’s tests. The boys eventually meet Rufus, who gives them a chance to go back in time, with a time machine made out of a phone booth. They meet many interesting people from the past, including Napolean, Billy the Kid, and Abraham Lincoln-and even bring some of them back to Pasedena to aid in their report!
“Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” was released in 1989, and starred Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, and George Carlin. It was directed by Stephen Herek.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
“She” is a word that contains two personal pronouns: she and he. What five-letter word
beginning with “U” contains four personal pronouns?

Answer: usher: us, she, he, and her

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Below you will find uncommon titles to five award winning, or popular children’s books. How many can you decipher?

  1. Where the Crimson Foliage Propagates.
  2. Obscure Oasis
  3. The Sunny Season of the Cygnus.
  4. Feline in the Bonnet.
  5. A Crumple in Chronology.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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