Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 15, 2021

Physics 101

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A company in New York City has opened what some are calling a nonalcoholic cocktail bar
that creates drinks using lemons and herbal ingredients instead of alcohol. And this
is cool – they’re using empty chairs instead of customers.” -Seth Meyers

“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the
highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien

“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait for a flight.
Finally combining the two things’ Americans love most – waiting in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic.
When I took it apart, I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small, but they made the
packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.

I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of our marriage should have
the same effect: It made me seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.

She’s still laughing. 😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter.”

Answer: Raising Arizona
HI (Cage), a wacky criminal arrested for robbing convenience stores, falls in love with Edwina McDonnough, the cop who takes his picture after each arrest. She finally accepts his proposal and the two get married. HI also serves as the narrator in most of the film. This quote is made at the beginning of the movie before the couple realize they cannot have children. The couple cannot adopt a child either, because of HI’s prison record. The next logical step, in the couple’s eyes, is to kidnap one of the quintuplets of a big time funiture salesman. Between HI’s convict friends, (Goodman and Forsythe), HI’s boss’s family and the Lone Biker, the couple have a very complicated time in holding on to “their” baby. Everyone wants a piece of the reward. “Raising Arizona” was released in 1987, and starred Nicolas Cage, John Goodman and Holly Hunter. It was directed by Joel Coen.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Following are groups of three words. Can you figure out the common link within each group?

Example: Hurricane, camera, needle (answer: eyes)

1: Barber, Rooster, Beehive
2: Bowling Alley, Tailor, Wrestling Match
3: Telephone, Deck of Cards, Car Trunk
4: Fishing Rod, Actor, Checkout Counter
5: Watermelon, Tennis Tournament, Idea

Answer: 1: Combs
2: Pins
3: Jacks
4: Lines
5: Seeds

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What word does not belong to the group below? Why?

Earth
CD’s
Clock
Venus
DVD’s
Watch

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