WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 16, 2021
Here’s The Story….
I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number “5.” It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff’s curiosity was piqued. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race.
Jeff raised an eyebrow. I told him that the #5 horse in the 5th race was named “The 5th Element.” Jeff started grinning. Then I told him point-by-point what I did that entire day.
I ate 5 bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank 5 cups of coffee,
I went for a 5 mile jog to clear my head,
I took a 5 minute shower to rinse off,
I dressed in the 5th suit I found in my closet,
I sat in my car for 5 minutes before starting it,
I drove to the racetrack and parked in the 5th stall in the 5th row,
I entered through the 5th admissions gate,
I bought 5 programs,
I went to the 5th betting window and bet $555 on the 5th horse in the 5th race,
I went and sat in the 5th row of the bleachers making sure there were 5 people sitting on both sides of me.
Then I settled in and waited for the race to start.
“Well?” said Jeff. “Did your horse win?”
I frowned at Jeff and said, “Stupid horse came in 5th.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The purpose of our lives
is to be happy.” — Dalai Lama
“Life is what happens when you’re
busy making other plans.” — John Lennon
“Get busy living or get busy dying.” — Stephen King
“You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.” — Mae West
“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close
they were to success when they gave up.”– Thomas A. Edison
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The preacher was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?
The son replied, “I do know!”
“Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy,” the young boy replied excitedly, “It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.!” 😁
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.”
The colonel has caught Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) playing with his Princess Vespa doll behind closed doors, and embarrasses him with this quote. This famous movie spoofs the “Star Wars” movies. The Princess was kidnapped by Dark Helmet and must be rescued by Lone Starr (Pullman) and his pal Barf (Candy). After the Princess is rescued, the team now has to deal with President Skroob’s evil plan to suck all of the air from her home planet of Druidia. Lone Starr must use the “Swartz” that Master Yogurt has taught him.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What word does not belong to the group below? Why?
The rest of the words all involve something that spins clockwise.
CD’s/DVD’s spin clockwise in machine
Clock/Watch have hands moving clockwise
Venus rotates clockwise on its axis
Earth is not unique. All of the planets in our solar system, except for Venus, rotate anti-clockwise on their axes.
Title: Aussie toilets are commonly misrepresented to spin clockwise due to the Coriolis effect.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
I walk, but have no legs. I sleep, but never dream. You can
rock me in a cradle, but I am not a baby and I can go around
the world faster than you can cross a room.
What am I?
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