WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 29, 2021
Here’s The Story….
A little girl was talking to her teacher about Whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irrigated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “what if Jonah went to hell?” The little replied, “Then you ask him.” 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEK people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Two photographs that went missing from the Museum of a Modern Art in New York were mailed back to the museum just a few days later by the alleged thief. Which is, you know, great for the museum.
Got to be a bit of a blow to the ego of the artist. ‘Your photographs were so popular they were stolen! No, wait, they sent them back.'” -James Corden
“China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world. They could become
the richest, but that’s only if we pay them the money we owe them, and that’s not going to happen.” -Seth Meyers
“A skydiver in California just became the first person to jump out of a plane from 25,000 feet without a parachute and land in a net. Or as Southwest Airlines calls that, ‘Business Class.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Jim and Joe stop in front of a pastry shop and Jim says, “Let me show you how to get yourself a free snack.” Stepping through the door Jim reaches behind the counter a slips a big, frosted cookie into his coat pocket before the baker has a chance to look up and see what’s going on.
Winking at Joe, Jim whispers, “What do you think about that?”
At that point the baker walks over and asks if he can help them. Joe winks back at Jim, then says to the baker,
“I bet you a free cookie I can show you a magic trick you’ve never seen before.”
The baker says, “If it’s a good enough trick I guess it’s worth a free cookie.”
Joe says, “Watch this!” and takes a big, frosted cookie off the counter and munches away until it’s gone. Then he says, “Ta-da!”
The baker leans over the counter and says in a menacing voice, “There better be one good magic trick coming up or you’re going to be talking to the police.”
Joe gives Jim grin and then says to the baker, “Just take a look in my friend’s pocket.” 😬
Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Reveal your secrets.”
Answer: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
Professor Snape says this in “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”. He says it because he sees Harry wandering around at night with a paper. So he tries to do magic by saying this, to know what it really is, but the map just insults him. This movie is about Harry’s third year of Hogwarts. There is a prisoner on the run and everyone thinks he’s out to kill Harry.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I love you a million Swedish fish.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed
to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
DOD Take letter 1
ONRUM Take letters 1,2 & 5
CROSITH Take letters 1,2 & 3
ERVNE Take letters 1,2
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
Answer: DOD Take letter 1 – ODD, take O
ONRUM Take letters 1,2 & 5 – MOURN, take M,O,N
CROSITH Take letters 1,2 & 3 – OSTRICH, take OST
ERVNE Take letters 1,2 – NEVER, take N,E
Unscramble the above to get ‘Moonstone’.
The Moonstone is known because of the way it catches the light and gives out a mystical gleam. The way the light appears changes as you change the position of the moonstone. In ancient times, these changes to the glowing gem was associated with the waxing and waning of the moon.
Moonstone is the perfect choice for soft, sensuous, feminine jewellery because of its beautiful glow.
In different cultures, the moonstone represents various things. In India, it is believed to bring sweet dreams. In Arab countries, it is a symbol of fertility. It is also believed to enhance feelings of intuition and sensitivity.
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Of all the words; we are four
All rhyming down to the core
One is what a pen is for
Another’s brightness can’t be more
The third is a toy soaring through the wind
The last happens late, you must comprehend
Now tell me what these four words are
And you just might go really far
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