Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 22, 2021

Here’s The Story….
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.” “Good morning, Pastor,” he replied, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor, what is this?”
The pastor said, “Well son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.” Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, “Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEK people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The salad dressing company Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch dressing.
When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is legally required to put their hand on your
shoulder and go, ‘Everything OK, man?'” -James Corden

“In Boston, experts believe they have found Paul Revere’s outhouse and they say they are
excited to examine his fecal matter. These experts have been described as ‘single.'” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. When
you think about it, it’s hard to care. What have these future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they had eaten half of it. The next day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice. Then another, and another. By the time she had polished off the cake, she knew her husband would be disappointed.
“What did he say when he found out?” one club member asked.
“He never found out,” she said. “I made another cake and ate half.” 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Just so we’re clear, I’d like a more corporate bling.”

Answer: New York Minute!
Jane Ryan says this in “New York Minute”. She says this because the woman trying to fix her hair was looking weird, so she wants her hair to be better than that. That movie is about two girls having to go somewhere, but they get in a lot of trouble and have to try and get out of trouble.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Reveal your secrets.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘U’, and then each time add a letter and shuffle
it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘PRODUCE’.

Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.

Good luck.

U
_ _





P R O D U C E

Answer: U
UP
CUP
COUP
COUPE
RECOUP
PRODUCE

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed
to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

DOD Take letter 1
ONRUM Take letters 1,2 & 5
CROSITH Take letters 1,2 & 3
ERVNE Take letters 1,2

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in NEXT MONDAY NOVEMBER 29TH Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING WEEK! 😁😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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