WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 3, 2021
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn’t even leave a note.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What’s a golf clubs’ favorite type of music? Swing.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
If you always do what interests you,
at least one person is pleased.
All our dreams can come true – if we
have the courage to pursue them.
Always be true to your friends,
just as you are to yourself.
Meg Cabot, Glitter Girls and the Great Fake-Out
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul,
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
Jose Luis Borges
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read,
“Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with homonyms.
A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it’s time to learn the difference.” 😳
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Because I have a right to be heard. I have a voice!”
Answer: The King’s Speech!
Colin Firth starred as Albert, second son of George V, who reluctantly became King George VI after his older brother abdicated in favour of love with Wallis Simpson. Albert had stuttered throughout his life, but as he was not expected to take the throne, he had never received treatment for it. His affliction became a severe problem for him when his speeches to a wartime England were to be broadcast into people’s homes.
Geoffrey Rush starred as Australian Lionel Logue who helped “Bertie” overcome his speech impediment and was by the King’s side during all of his broadcast speeches. This movie, based on the true story of George VI, also starred Helena Bonham Carter as Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon. Jennifer Ehle, who played Elizabeth Bennett to Firth’s Mr. Darcy in the BBC version of “Pride and Prejudice”, played the role of Logue’s wife, Myrtle.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? “Nihil expectore in omnibus” – no spitting on the public transport.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What does this represent?
Answer: No excuse for it.
NO = No
XQQ = x q’s = excuse
IV = Roman numeral for 4 = for
IT = it
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Three men (Ben, Frank, and John) and two women (Kellye and Margaret) were in a crossword puzzle solving contest. They each were working on a different themed puzzle (Asia, History, Medicine, Television, and War) with different types of writing implements (black ink, blue ink, green ink, red ink, and pencil) and each took a different amount of time to finish (3 minutes, 4 minutes, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, and 7 minutes). Who was working on what puzzle, with what implement, and how long did it take them?
- Ben, who did the Asia puzzle, took 1 minute longer than Margaret, but 1 minute less than the person who did the History puzzle.
- Kellye took longer than the person who used blue ink, and she didn’t use black ink.
- Frank, who didn’t use blue ink, took less time than the person who used red ink.
- The person who used a pencil didn’t solve their puzzle in the least amount of time, but did solve it in less time than the man who solved the puzzle about Television.
- The person who used red ink solved their puzzle in less time than the person who used black ink.
- The woman who used green ink did the War puzzle, but did not solve it in the most amount of time.
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