Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 6, 2021

Here’s The Story…..
These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, put they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars. 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It didn’t matter how big our house was; it
mattered that there was love in it.” — Peter Buffett

“Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family:
Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.” — Jane Howard

“Family means nobody gets left behind
or forgotten.” — David Ogden Stiers

“We may have our differences, but nothing’s
more important than family.” –Coco

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood,
but of respect and joy in each other’s life.” – Richard Bach

“A happy family is but an earlier
heaven.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Being a family means you are a part of something
very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved
for the rest of your life.” – Lisa Weed

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those ‘dividers’ that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the ‘divider’, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, ‘Do you know how much this is?’
I said to her ‘I’ve changed my mind; I don’t think I’ll buy that today.’
She said ‘OK,’ and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened. 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ve cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? “Nihil expectore in omnibus” – no spitting on the public transport.”

Answer: Julius Caesar!
Released in 1964, this was the tenth in the “Carry On” series. With Kenneth Williams as Emperor Julius Caesar, Sid James as Mark Antony and Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra, the film has little or no regard for historical accuracy. Another well known quote from the film is “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!” Spoken by Kenneth Williams this has often been described as the “all time funniest one liner in a film”.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We’re in the cellar and you’re going back to prison and my life is wasted and we’ve lost each other..and you’re smiling.”?

Friday’s Quizzler is….
Three men (Ben, Frank, and John) and two women (Kellye and Margaret) were in a crossword puzzle solving contest. They each were working on a different themed puzzle (Asia, History, Medicine, Television, and War) with different types of writing implements (black ink, blue ink, green ink, red ink, and pencil) and each took a different amount of time to finish (3 minutes, 4 minutes, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, and 7 minutes). Who was working on what puzzle, with what implement, and how long did it take them?

Ben, who did the Asia puzzle, took 1 minute longer than Margaret, but 1 minute less than the person who did the History puzzle.
Kellye took longer than the person who used blue ink, and she didn’t use black ink.
Frank, who didn’t use blue ink, took less time than the person who used red ink.
The person who used a pencil didn’t solve their puzzle in the least amount of time, but did solve it in less time than the man who solved the puzzle about Television.
The person who used red ink solved their puzzle in less time than the person who used black ink.
The woman who used green ink did the War puzzle, but did not solve it in the most amount of time.

Answer: Ben used blue ink to complete the Asia puzzle in 4 minutes.
Frank used a pencil to complete the History puzzle in 5 minutes.
John used black ink to complete the Television puzzle in 7 minutes.
Kellye used red ink to complete the Medicine puzzle in 6 minutes.
Margaret used green ink to complete the War puzzle in 3 minutes.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word.

1) Red ____ Bulb
2) Green __ Leaf
3) Blue ___ Ball
4) Silver __ Saver
5) Gold ___ Shaft
6) White __ Smart
7) Black __ Brain
8) Orange _ Pouch
9) Peach __ Top
10) Brown _ Cookie

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