WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 7, 2021
More (Bad) Music Punography…..
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was
helping him parallel park? “Bach it up.”
What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and
says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new study, women are more attracted to men who talk less. Which
is why you often overhear women say, ‘Check out that mime.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put narcotics offenders in a jail
on an island surrounded by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food supplies every
day but they will have to survive on their own. This already sounds like a reality
TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden
“A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana in his car
trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over, he didn’t resort to violins.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife has these days when she wants us to “talk about things.”
On one of these occasions we were discussing our future so I asked her, “What would you do if I die before you do?” After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with two or three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then she asked me, “What will you do if I die first?”
I replied, “Probably the same thing.” 😬😁😎
Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We’re in the cellar and you’re going back to prison and my life is wasted and we’ve lost each other..and you’re smiling.”?
Answer: The Lion in Winter
Starring Peter O’Toole as King Henry II and Katherine Hepburn as his wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, this 1968 film follows events of Christmas 1183. Henry II has summoned his wife, who he had imprisoned ten years earlier, his three sons and his mistress to join him for Christmas. The film depicts the tense but passionate relationship between Henry and Eleanor and the plots and deceptions she and her three sons engage in the make Henry decide who is to be his heir.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Quand sur la possession de France et quand vous avez la possession de moi – donc votre est France et vous etes mienne.”?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word.
1) Red ____ Bulb
2) Green __ Leaf
3) Blue ___ Ball
4) Silver __ Saver
5) Gold ___ Shaft
6) White __ Smart
7) Black __ Brain
8) Orange _ Pouch
9) Peach __ Top
10) Brown _ Cookie
Answer: 1) Light
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you decipher this phrase:
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