Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Lessons life taught me….

Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short – enjoy it..
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it…
Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
Get rid of anything that isn’t useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.
When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
Over prepare, then go with the flow.
Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
The most important sex organ is the brain.
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’
Always choose life.
Forgive but don’t forget.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does..
Believe in miracles.
Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
Your children get only one childhood.
All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have not what you need.
The best is yet to come…
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“For the first time ever, more than half of all senior citizens in the U.S. are using
the Internet. Yeah, I read that when my grandma sent the entire story to me
in the subject line of an email.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without a license
on his way to the DMV to take a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police car.
On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably going to fail anyway.” -Seth Meyers

“Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried to rob someone at a
gas station. They’re being charged with attempted robbery and mixing Marvel with DC.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’d been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance
course. I went to the bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.
“You’ll get $24,” said the clerk.
“This is insane,” I protested as I wrote out the check.
“I know,” replied the clerk sympathetically. “I’ve always thought that a person who buys a finance book for $96 and then sells it back for $24 should fail the course.”😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Quand sur la possession de France et quand vous avez la possession de moi – donc votre est France et vous etes mienne.”?

Answer: Henry V!
This speech is at the end of “Henry V”, where King Henry (Olivier) is courting the French princess, Katherine of Valois (Asherson). She speaks almost no English and his French is, to say the least, minimal. While she had been learning some words from her maid Alice, some of the English words sound rude to her French ears. The subsequent dialogue between Katherine and Henry is an amusing flirtation in two fractured languages. Shakespeare’s “Henry V” has been filmed at least twice. The film made in 1944 starred Laurence Olivier as Henry and Renee Asherson as Katherine de Valois. More recently, the 1989 version starred Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson, and was a far more realistic interpretation with less pageantry and lots of mud.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Run behind the lines, Tom.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this phrase:


Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of fruit. The other word is that fruit with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (apple applet), a letter deleted anywhere (orange range), or a letter changed anywhere (cheery cherry). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No fruit is used more than once.

1) This is a devilish fruit.
2) This is a crippled fruit.
3) This is a happy fruit.
4) This is a criminal fruit.
5) This is a large fruit.
6) This is a tardy fruit.
7) This is a sullen fruit.
8) This is an up-to-date fruit.
9) This is a handkerchief worn by a fruit.
10) This is a popular dance among fruit.
11) This is a complaint by a fruit.
12) This is a weapon used by a fruit.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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