WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 5, 2021
Here’s The Story…
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one
slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy.
The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is
equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Life imposes things on you that you can’t control, but you still
have the choice of how you’re going to live through this.” — Celine Dion
“Life is never easy. There is work to be done and obligations
to be met – obligations to truth, to justice, and to liberty.”
— John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
“Live for each second without hesitation.” — Elton John
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance,
you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A sceptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk
remedies with the assistance of a tribal pujo who indicated that
the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of
constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the
pujo looked him in the eye and said, “Let me tell you, with fronds
like these, you don’t need enemas.” 😳
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s all in the grind Sizemore. Can’t be too fine, can’t be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science.”?
Answer: This line is from the war drama “Black Hawk Down” and is spoken by actor Ewan McGregor, who plays character John “Grimesey” Grimes. It is reflective of this desk clerks serious attitude when it cómes to his coffee. This conversation occurs in a derelict building while he is hunched over a small fire, talking to fellow soldier Sizemore, while they are out in the field. The drinking of coffee can be seen in almost every 20th century war movie.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Coffee and cigarettes, that’s like the breakfast of champions.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What phrase is represented by the following?
IQ of someone = 140 > IQs of: (grizzly + black + polar) / 3 = 100
Answer: smarter than the average bear
“IQ” is an abbreviation for “intelligence quotient”.
The words “grizzly”, “black”, and “polar” refer to types of bears.
The person’s IQ (140) is greater than the average of the three bears’ IQs (100),
thus making him/her smarter than the average bear.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser, you will be given rows, each with three clues. The answer to the second clue of any row will consist of the letters — usually rearranged — of the answer to the first clue in that row, minus one letter. The answer to the third clue, likewise, will consist of the letters from the second answer, minus one. If you put each dropped letter into the box following the word from which it was dropped, reading down the two columns of boxes will give a phrase, or two terms that are somehow related.
- Summoned  2. Open widely, as a mouth  3. Wooden pin
- Sender  5. Domain  6. Full serving of food
- Threaded  8. Grumble  9. Revolve
- Halted  11. Deceives; scams  12. Drove too fast
- Risk  14. Crisp toast  15. Bundle of hay
- Head of a country  17. Extent of a sovereign’s rule  18. Non-composite number
- Like a dull, simple task  20. Italian city  21. Peruvian capital
- Consumer’s price  23. Test  24. Fibber
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