Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Physics 101

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes and leave
packages inside. Learn more about the new service on a future
episode of ‘Dateline.'” -Seth Meyers

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are
terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in London just took Uber’s one-billionth ride, and to celebrate, Uber gave him
a year’s worth of free rides. The man says he’s excited to spend
the entire year drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her,
he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to
wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance with the girl.
The girl wanted to have some apple punch so the boy went to get it,
but to his surprise, there was no punch line. 😳😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Poor man’s truth serum – caffeine and sugar.”

Answer: “Dirty Harry”!
While there are many memorable lines in “Dirty Harry” this is not one of them. This line was spoken by actor Joe Mantegna while he portrayed Sgt. DeNello in the 1996 movie “Eye for an Eye”. He makes this comment while involved in an interrogation. He offers some to the subject he is talking to and before long the subject confesses his guilt.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s coffee time, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, cappuccino – java, yes!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
My first is a number, my second another,
And each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other.
My first you will find is one-fifth of my second,
And truly my whole, a long period reckoned.
Yet my first and my second (nay, think not I cozen),
When added together, will make but two dozen.

How many am I?

Answer: Four Score.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
To some I am considered a doctor,
and to many, my title is abbreviated.
I was also once a soldier who fought for many years.
After many battles, I have at last retired and have found other things to do.

Who am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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