Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 14, 2021

Here’s The Story….
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a – ‘Thanks for flying XYZ airline’. An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment. However, it seemed that all the passengers
were too shell shocked to say anything. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady
walking with a cane. She said, ‘Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?’ Why no Ma’am,’ said the pilot,
‘What is it’, the little old lady said, ‘Did we land or were we shot down?’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I always cook with wine. Sometimes
I even add it to the food.” —W.C. Fields

“People say money is not the key to happiness,
but I have always figured if you have enough money,
you can have a key made.” —Joan Rivers

“Do not take life too seriously. You will
never get out of it alive.” —Elbert Hubbard

“I generally avoid temptation
unless I can’t resist it.” ―Mae West

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Bank robbers found themselves fleeing the scene of their crime on foot.
“What was our getaway driver thinking? His car has a rundown battery!”
“He’s probably laying the groundwork for his defense in case we’re caught.
He’ll hope to receive a reduced sentence by pleading guilty to a lesser charge.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s coffee time, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, cappuccino – java, yes!”

Answer: Dante’s Peak!
Starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton, “Dante’s Peak” is a disaster movie about the eruption of a volcano and the effects it has on those who live in the area. This comment is made by Greg, who is part of the USGA (United States Geological Survey), who is on the scene to help with the disaster. He says this when the mayor, Rachel Wando, shows up with multiple cups of coffee and cappucinno. This coffee quote includes just three of the many names/varieties of coffee served around the world. It is also representative of the excitement to which many people look forward to their next cup of coffee.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“She ate from her own plate. She ate with a spoon. Herself. And she folded her napkin.”
“Folded her napkin?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
To some I am considered a doctor,
and to many, my title is abbreviated.
I was also once a soldier who fought for many years.
After many battles, I have at last retired and have found other things to do.

Who am I?

Answer: I am a Vet.
A Veterinary doctor is commonly referred to as a ‘Vet’.
The retired soldier is usually referred to as a ‘Vet’ (taken from the word, ‘veteran’).

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each
sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them?

The hunters set a _ for the hare. How else were they to enjoy its succulent __ ?
They all listened in _ attention as their leader spoke and motivated them to work as a _.
There will always be a small _ of wildness in a cat, though it is considered to be a _ animal today.

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