Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FriDAY JANUARY 21, 2021

Here’s The Story…..
A group of Americans was travelling on a bus tour through France and were in the Loire Valley quite near to the town of Sancerre. They stopped at the nearby village of Chavignol and visited a cheese farm where the world famous ‘Crottin de Chavignol’ goat’s cheese is made; their guide, who was the
farmer’s wife, led them through a process of cheese making, explaining how goat’s milk was used. Madame showed the group a picturesque hillside where
many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out
to pasture when they no longer produced. Madame then asked, turning to the group,
‘What do you do in the USA with your old goats that aren’t producing?’
One spry and very quick elderly gentleman answered, ‘They send us on bus
tours.’ 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)

Keep your eyes wide open
before marriage, half shut
afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks
the same way. (Henny Youngman)

My wife and I were happy for twenty
years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

A good wife always forgives her husband
when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)

I was married by a judge. I should have
asked for a jury. (George Burns)

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
‘There’s water in the carburetor’. I said, ‘Where’s
the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake.’ (Henny Youngman)

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

An Ode to Old Age
There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie.
My hair’s getting thinner, my body is not;
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick’s Vapour Rub, not Chanel # 5;
My new pacemaker’s all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I’ll know,
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I’m off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names not there, I’ll once again
start – Perfecting the art of falling apart

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Is that what I’m supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag?”
“You can tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that
there was no way I was deserting them. I think she’d understand that.”

Answer: Saving Private Ryan!
In this scene Captain John Miller (Tom Hanks) and his squad of soldiers have finally located Private James Ryan (Matt Damon) and have informed him that all three of his brothers have just been killed in action. Their orders are to find Private Ryan and bring him back so he can be sent home away from the fighting. However, he chooses instead to stay with his company, trying to hold a bridge behind enemy lines. When Captain Miller asks him line one, Private Ryan replies with line two. In the 1999 Academy Awards “Saving Private Ryan” won five Oscars and was nominated for six more, including Best Picture. Best Picture that year was won by “Shakespeare in Love.” This movie was based on the true story of the Niland brothers. One was killed on D-Day while in the 82nd Airborne, one was killed on Utah Beach with the 4th Infantry Division, and a third was reported killed that same week in Burma (but later turned up alive). Mrs. Niland received all three death notification telegrams on the same day. The fourth son was serving with the 101st Airborne and was ordered pulled out of the front lines, but couldn’t be found. He survived anyway.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Hancock, I’ve got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven’t arrived.
My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?”
“Couldn’t hurt, sir.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
I can be cracked,
I can be made.
I can be told,
I can be played.
What am I?

Answer: A Joke!

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
I contain faces of different colors
for fun they get mixed with one another
It’s easy for them to hang outside their ‘race’
but it’s quite tricky to put them back in their place
With time and patience it can be done
but to mix them up again is way more fun.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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