Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MonDAY JANUARY 31, 2021

New Old Computing Sayings
The Internet has changed everything, even these tried and true traditional sayings:
Wherever I lay my @, that’s my home.
The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cell phone.
Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
The modem is the message.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
The words of the Prophets are written on the Facebook wall.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Modulation in all things.
There’s no place like home dot com.
Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.
Speed thrills.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“At the Plaza Hotel, the lights went off right before a couple exchanged vows.
Even worse, the bride had just said, ‘God, if this is a mistake, please give me a sign.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“China has banned hip hop from Chinese television, which is bad news for
China’s biggest hip hop star, the Notorious MSG.” -Conan O’Brien

“The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction
in the 1600s. ‘Maybe we should do that,’ said New York.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary
manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is
under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such
as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'” “See, I have a problem
with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate. “During my first marriage, I
came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him.
I had no idea that I could have shot him.” She wasn’t selected for the jury. 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

Answer: Star Wars!
This movie sees a galactic battle between the forces of a small group of resistance fighters and an evil empire. In this particular scene, the lines are spoken by Princess Leia to Luke Skywalker, who, in his disguise as one of the evil Emperor’s soldiers, has come to rescue her from the detention block on the Death Star where she has been incarcerated. Luke’s initial response on first seeing Leia and hearing these lines is a bemused expression, before he quickly gets down to the business of rescuing the feisty princess.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Go ahead, make my day.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
A clock has 60 lines on it; one at each minute interval. Everyone knows that the hour and minute
hands point to the same line at 12:00. Can you figure out what time it is for these situations?

The hour hand is exactly on one line, and the minute hand is exactly on the NEXT line.
The hour hand is exactly on one line, and the minute hand is exactly on the PREVIOUS line.

Answer: 1. The time is 2:12.

The time is 9:48.
The hour hand is exactly on a line every 12 minutes, so we only need to look at times ending in 00, 12, 24, 36, and 48.
The hands exactly overlap at 12:00. They are 5 lines apart at 11:00 and 1:00, and farther apart at other hours.
At times ending in 12, the hands are closest at 2:12, where they are 1 line apart.
At times ending in 24, the hands are closest at 4:24, where they are 2 lines apart.
At times ending in 36, the hands are closest at 7:36, where they are 2 lines apart.
At times ending in 48, the hands are closest at 9:48, where they are 1 line apart.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the
pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However,
the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!

Starting letter: A

Clues:

sodium
one, some, every, or all
greenish blue
careful and shrewd
Grand ——

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