WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2021
10 Laws of Computing
If you have reached the point where you really
understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
When you are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
When the going gets tough, upgrade your computer.
The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you’d least expect to find it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
To err is human … to blame your computer for your
mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
The number one cause of computer
problems is computer solutions.
A complex system that doesn’t work is invariably found to have evolved
from a simpler system that worked just fine.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A man broke a Guinness world record by walking barefoot on a 120-foot path of loose Legos.
This beats the old record set by every dad getting up to use the bathroom at night.” -Jimmy Fallon
“In the news yesterday, North Korea suggested that it would like to reunite with South Korea.
I think something’s up because today South Korea gave North Korea its Netflix password.” -Conan O’Brien
“If you don’t know what it is, the World Economic Forum is an annual gathering of the super rich.
It’s funny how super rich people hang out together. You don’t see that at other income levels.
‘You make 80 grand a year? Me too! Well, let’s go do something, take a trip.'” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the church in the town
where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate.
We lived there for only a short while, so I didn’t know the clergy well. When the
secretary asked me the name of the father, I told her that I couldn’t remember.
After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking about the name of the baby’s father.” 😳😁😎
Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Go ahead, make my day.”
Answer: “Sudden Impact.”
This phrase is used by the character Harry Callaghan, played by Eastwood in the film “Sudden Impact.” It’s a form of challenge to an opponent that, if taken, will give him the excuse to strike back hard. In the late fifties and early sixties, Eastwood also played ramrod Rowdy Yate in the television series “Rawhide.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the
pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However,
the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!
Starting letter: A
Clues:
- sodium
- one, some, every, or all
- greenish blue
- careful and shrewd
- Grand ——
Answer: A
NA
ANY
CYAN
CANNY
CANYON
The Grand Canyon leaves all who experience it with a sense of wonder, magic and awe. From its dramatic 5000 foot deep, 277 miles long, and up to 18 mile wide gorge, to its diverse plateaus, towers and hills, the Grand Canyon is one of the world’s most stunning destinations. Rich with exceptional beauty, ancient geological history and modern universal amazement, the Grand Canyon attracts more than 5 million tourists each year.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
The Agents of F.C.I. have amusing anagrams to match their characteristics, for example,
AGENT SOUL, whose name anagrams to LANGOUSTE, likes seafood.
Try to determine the Anagrams for the following Agents.
AGENT DEE is very young.
AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.
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