Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2021

Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage:
The woman always makes the rules
These rules are subject to change without notice
No man can possibly know all the rules
The woman is never wrong
If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
The man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
The woman can change her mind at any time
The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman
The man must read the mind of the woman at all times
At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Phyllis Diller Says:
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.
As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like
shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Ogden Nash’s Secret of Marriage
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old
and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive.
We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck. When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take to put
you behind the wheel of that beauty today?” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”

Answer: “Night After Night” (1932)
Mae West had a sense of humor that often found her in hot water, and throughout her career often walked the thin line between censorship and shocked amusement in her audiences. In this movie, “Night After Night” she is handing in her coat to the coat-check girl when the girl admires the diamonds on her gown, hence West’s famous one-liner reply. As with most of her roles, she plays a fast talking, quick witted bad girl who always enjoys being a bad girl. West wrote most of her own material.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain’t heard nothin’ yet.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The Agents of F.C.I. have amusing anagrams to match their characteristics, for example,
AGENT SOUL, whose name anagrams to LANGOUSTE, likes seafood.

Try to determine the Anagrams for the following Agents.

AGENT DEE is very young.

AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.

AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.

Answer: AGENT DEE, who is TEENAGED, is very young.
AGENT YIP, who is EGYPTIAN, specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC, who is MAGNETIC, has attractive abilities.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

  1. When God speaks, it is a w___ from the L___.
    2 After the fl___, Noah disembarked and st___ on Mount Ararat.
  2. If it doesn’t rain today, I will wa___ the garden la___.
  3. He was so___ to wo___ his family by arriving home late.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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