WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2021
Here’s The Story…
Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the
service manager to come and take a look at his bike. Allan shouted across the garage, ‘Hey Doc can I ask you a question?’ The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ‘So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix ’em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?’ The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan’s ear, ‘Try doing it with the engine running.’ That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT SNOWY THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by
sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn’t traumatize him but being
in a bathtub with his mother did.” -Conan O’Brien
“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it to my family before
I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when the barista complained
that one of the customers was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert
“According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing
or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at
couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking
the news to the older child. It went like this: “Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child,
‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.’ But think about that.
Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said,
‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'”
One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook?” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain’t heard nothin’ yet.”
Answer: The Jazz Singer!
“The Jazz Singer” was made in 1927 and was the first feature length movie with synchronised speech. This movie introduced the world to the talkies and saw the beginning of the end for the silent movie era. These are the words uttered by the character, whom Al Jolson was playing, to the audience in the movie who applaud his singing.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food and clear their tables, and never get that they just met
the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they
look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)
- When God speaks, it is a w___ from the L___.
2 After the fl___, Noah disembarked and st___ on Mount Ararat.
- If it doesn’t rain today, I will wa___ the garden la___.
- He was so___ to wo___ his family by arriving home late.
Answer: 1. word Lord
- flood stood
- water later
- sorry worry
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is represented below?
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