Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 10, 2022

Men Are Just Happier People…
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay! Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds’ flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look. You can ‘ do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 20 relatives on December 24 in 20 minutes. No wonder men are happier. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Of all forms of caution, caution in love is
perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.”
Bertrand Russell

“Happiness is when what you think, what
you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
Mahatma Gandhi

“Always find opportunities to make someone smile,
and to offer random acts of kindness in everyday life.”
Roy T. Bennett

“The happiness of your life depends
on the quality of your thoughts.”
Marcus Aurelius

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling
in icy or blizzard conditions should take:

  • Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag
  • Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
  • 24 hours supply of food and drink
  • De-icer
  • 5 lbs of rock salt
  • flashlight with spare batteries
  • Road flares and reflective triangles
  • Tow rope
  • 5 gallon gas can
  • First aid kit
  • Jump cables

I felt like a complete idiot on the bus this morning. 😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Absolutely not! I’m a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.”

Answer: Annie!
This is the reason Daddy Warbucks initially gives in the movie for not wanting to adopt little orphan Annie. However, it isn’t too long before the little redheaded girl charms her way into his heart and he changes his mind.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Insert the words in COLUMN II into the spaces in COLUMN I to form words.
Do not rearrange the letters.

COLUMN I…………. COLUMN II

IN_ _ _ O………….ACHE

CON _ _ _ NT……..AUNT
H_ _ _ ING………..BAND

EX _ _ ENT……….BITE

OR _ _ R…………CELL

TA _ _ RY………..CENT

DIS _ _ T…………CHAR

FOR _ _ _ TE………COLA
AL_ _ _ _ R………….DIME
EM_ _ _ _ Y………….DOME
PER_ _ _ _ TE……….EACH
A_ _ _ _ ON………….FERN
DIS_ _ _ _ GE……….JOIN
O_ _ _ _ TER………..LOVE
IN_ _ _ _ IVE………..PATH
IM_ _ _ OR…………PEST

B _ _ LOR…………POST

T _ _ _ER…………..TUNA

Answer: INFERNO
CONDIMENT
HAUNTING
EXCELLENT
ORBITER
TAPESTRY
DISJOINT
FORTUNATE
ALLOVER
EMPATHY
PERCOLATE
ABANDON
DISCHARGE
ODOMETER
INCENTIVE
IMPOSTOR
BACHELOR
TEACHER

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
They say I came from Africa.
I suppose that may be true.
But the type I am was mostly played
In a place where grass is blue.
Of wood and pearl, skin and steel,
You could say I am high strung.
My neck looks like a ladder,
With brass on every rung.

What am I?

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