Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2021

Careers May End In This Way…..
Lawyers are disbarred.
Vicars are defrocked.
Electricians are delighted.
Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
Drunks are distilled.
Alpine climbers are dismounted.
Piano tuners are unstrung.
Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
Artists’ models are deposed.
Cooks are deranged.
Dressmakers are unbiased.
Nudists are redressed.
Office clerks are defiled.
Mediums are dispirited.
Programmers are decoded.
Accountants are discredited.
Holy people are disgraced.
Pastry chefs are deserted.
Perfume makers are dissented.
Butterfly collectors are debugged.
Students are degraded.
Electricians are refused.
Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
Underwear models are debriefed
Painters are discolored.
Spinsters are dismissed.
Judges are disappointed.
Vegas dealers are discarded.
Mathematicians are discounted.
Tree surgeons disembark.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A rich man is nothing but a
poor man with money. W. C. Fields

Insanity is hereditary; you get
it from your children. Sam Levenson

He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything
– that clearly points to a political career. George Bernard Shaw

Everything is funny, as long as it’s
happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good
person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you
because you are a vegetarian. Dennis Wholey

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man who had recently moved out on his own called his mother and announced excitedly
that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother said, “Why don’t you send her a nice note and invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.
“Why, didn’t she come over?” asked his mother.
“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook.” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Answer: “Casablanca”
Jerry Mulligan is a character from the film “An American in Paris.” Louis Renault is another character from “Casablanca.” Philip Marlowe is a character in the movie “The Big Sleep.” This scene occurs in “Casablanca” where Rick, played by Humphrey Bogart, is trying to explain to a friend how Ilsa, played by Ingrid Bergman, tugs at his heart strings. “Casablanca” is a bitter sweet love story, set in World War II, between Rick, a bar owner, and Ilsa, a married woman, who decides ultimately to stay with her husband, a resistance fighter, who is injured and being sought by the axis powers.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Absolutely not! I’m a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The U.S. Presidents made some horrible political decisions. They decided to hide from the mob coming after them by hiding in these five sentences. You are hired as a private sleuth to find each of them. Can you find their last names in these five sentences?

  1. Ice pops taste the best on hot afternoons.
  2. The weird dictator said that he would build magenta dams.
  3. The man told his mother that he wouldn’t be home for dinner.
  4. I have to fill more of the holes our dog dug in the yard.
  5. I was going to take the bus home, but I missed it.

Answer: Answers are indicated with capital letters:

  1. Ice pops taste the best on hoT AFTernoons.
  2. The weird dictator said that he would build magentA DAMS.
  3. The man told his mother that he wouldn’t be home FOR Dinner.
  4. I have to FILL MORE of the holes our dog dug in the yard.
  5. I was going to take the BUS Home, but I missed it.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Insert the words in COLUMN II into the spaces in COLUMN I to form words.
Do not rearrange the letters.

COLUMN I…………. COLUMN II

IN_ _ _ O………….ACHE

CON _ _ _ NT……..AUNT
H_ _ _ ING………..BAND

EX _ _ ENT……….BITE

OR _ _ R…………CELL

TA _ _ RY………..CENT

DIS _ _ T…………CHAR

FOR _ _ _ TE………COLA
AL_ _ _ _ R………….DIME
EM_ _ _ _ Y………….DOME
PER_ _ _ _ TE……….EACH
A_ _ _ _ ON………….FERN
DIS_ _ _ _ GE……….JOIN
O_ _ _ _ TER………..LOVE
IN_ _ _ _ IVE………..PATH
IM_ _ _ OR…………PEST

B _ _ LOR…………POST

T _ _ _ER…………..TUNA

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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