Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2022

Potato Punagraphy….

How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the
famous newscaster? Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is
wonderful? It’s mashing!

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to
watch while others do the work. They are called ‘Spec Taters’.

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don’t want
to soil their own hands. They are called ‘Dick Taters’.

Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree
with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called,
not Silly Billies but ‘Aggie Taters’.

There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to
actually, doing the promised help. They are called ‘Hezzie Taters’.

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called ‘Immy Taters’.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop
your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide
not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

The world breaks everyone, and afterward,
some are strong at the broken places. Ernest Hemingway

I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going
wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe
that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. Audrey Hepburn

Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your
greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
Drew Barrymore

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A bicycle made for two Paul and Liz have just climbed Scafell Pike in the
English Lake District, by road, on their tandem. ‘Ooooooaaargh,’ wheezed Paul,
‘that was a tough ride. The climb was so very hard and we were going so slowly
that I thought we were never going to make it to the top.’ ‘Yep,’ agreed Liz
breathing heavily, ‘a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have slid all the
way back down the hill.’ 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Come on, Norman, they’re openin’ up the bar.”
“We’ve just got to get organized. We’ve got to get organized!

Answer: The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
When this movie was released in 1966, the Cold War was very much a concern and the scenario depicted was both funny and serious. In the events leading up to this scene, Walt Whittaker (Carl Reiner) and his family are vacationing in a rented house on Gloucester Island, off the coast of New England. A Russian submarine captain, trying to get a glimpse of America through the sub’s periscope, gets too close to land and runs aground. A small party of Russian sailors headed by Lieutenant Rozanov (Alan Arkin) then head to land to try and commandeer a motorboat to pull the sub free. Local residents converge on the town center, after hearing various versions of how the Russians have invaded their island (the scenes just before this are a textbook example of how rumors get started). In this scene a local resident says line one (in a great New England accent). Frustrated Deputy Sheriff Norman Jones (Jonathan Winters) mutters line two. In the 1967 Academy Awards, “The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming” was nominated in four categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “A Man for All Seasons”).

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What chance do you think you’d have of staying alive back there?”
“Well, I’m not so easy to kill.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each statement describes two words that when fused together create a new unrelated word (not a compound word). The clues do not necessarily indicate in which order the two words are attached. Example: This is the oldness of a tablet (pill + age = pillage).

1) This is a child of the ocean.
2) This is when an insect runs away to get married.
3) This is the monotone melody of a writing instrument.
4) This is the charge for setting a fractured bone.

Answer: 1) sea + son = season
2) ant + elope = antelope
3) pen + chant = penchant
4) cast + rate = castrate

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
A group of four prisoners were held captive by the enemy and all of them were to be shot, one each day through the week. As natural disasters were common in this specific part of the world, the group of prisoners decided to make up a plan of distracting the guards. Before each prisoner would be shot, he would shout out a natural disaster, which would cause chaos and distract everyone to give enough time for that prisoner to escape. As three days passed the first three prisoners escaped by shouting out their chosen natural disasters and running away, however the final prisoner shouted out a disaster and was shot dead on the spot.

What was the natural disaster he shouted?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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