Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 22, 2022

Donut Punagraphy….

  1. Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).
  2. Donut worry about a thing.
  3. Donut stop me now.
  4. Donut stop believing.
  5. Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.
  6. You’re pretty a-glaze-ing.
  7. I’d go glazy without you.
  8. It’s not just a glaze, Mom.
  9. Baby, I’m a-glazed by you.
  10. Donut be jelly (double donut pun)!
  11. For he’s a jelly good fellow.
  12. You jelly?
  13. This donut is jellyvision-worthy.
  14. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
  15. You’re a-dough-rable.
  16. Time to get that dough.
  17. Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
  18. I a-dough-re you.
  19. Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
    stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A prop phaser gun from the Star Trek TV show recently sold for $231,000 at
an auction making it the most expensive thing you can point at someone
right before they beat the crap out of you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology that can tell if students
are actually reading their textbooks. Let me save you some time. They’re not.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in your kitchen is the
refrigerator’s vegetable drawer. After hearing this, most Americans said,
‘We have a vegetable drawer?'” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our daughter was big enough
to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet.
The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to
the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar,
accidentally kicked her right in the chin. 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What chance do you think you’d have of staying alive back there?”
“Well, I’m not so easy to kill.”

Answer: The Guns of Navarone!
In the events leading up to this scene, set in World War II, the British have concluded that two big radar-controlled German guns, protecting the Aegean Sea lanes near the Greek town of Navarone, cannot be destroyed by sea or air attack. A task force of six men, each with special skills, is assembled to scale the steep cliff and destroy the guns in a land assault. In this scene, after the surviving members of the force are about to escape in a motorboat after destroying the guns, widowed Col. Andrea Stavros (Anthony Quinn) has decided to return to Navarone with Greek resistance fighter Maria Pappadimos (Irene Papas). Group leader Capt. Keith Mallory (Gregory Peck) says line one and Col. Stavros replies with line two. In the 1962 Academy Awards, “The Guns of Navarone” was nominated in seven categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “West Side Story”). It did win one Oscar. Although this movie seems realistic, this is a work of fiction. There was no such mission, because there never were any guns of Navarone.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We come far, you and me.”
“I will not forget you.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A group of four prisoners were held captive by the enemy and all of them were to be shot, one each day through the week. As natural disasters were common in this specific part of the world, the group of prisoners decided to make up a plan of distracting the guards. Before each prisoner would be shot, he would shout out a natural disaster, which would cause chaos and distract everyone to give enough time for that prisoner to escape. As three days passed the first three prisoners escaped by shouting out their chosen natural disasters and running away, however the final prisoner shouted out a disaster and was shot dead on the spot.

What was the natural disaster he shouted?

Answer: Fire!

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters
and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.

TEMPORARY

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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