Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2022

Cheese Punagraphy….

Cheese Louise!

Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.

Praise Cheeses!

Set your mind at cheese.

Take it cheesy.

Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Hugs and cheese.

Kick it to the curd!

Anything you can do, I can do feta.

You think you’re feta than me?

Gouda take the good with the bad.

In queso emergency…

Gouda luck!

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.

He’s a real munster.

Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?

Do you brie-lieve in magic?

Let’s agree to disabrie.

Hoping today is as nice as can brie.

To brie or not to brie.

Let’s brie friends forever.

Have a brie-lliant birthday!

Where would I brie without you?!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps
yours is watching television. David Letterman

My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now,
and we don’t know where she is. Ellen DeGeneres

can’t understand why a person will take a year to
write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir; two
hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city. George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea
was only sick. George Burns

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We come far, you and me.”
“I will not forget you.”

Answer: Dances with Wolves!
In the events leading up to this scene U.S. Civil War veteran Lt. John Dunbar (Kevin Costner) is stationed at a remote western U.S. Army outpost and makes friends with some local Sioux Indians. They bestow on him the Indian name of Dances with Wolves, for his relationship with a local wild wolf. He ultimately realizes he must leave the Indian camp for the safety of the others. As he prepares to leave camp, he says goodbye to his good friend Kicking Bird (Graham Greene), who says line one to him. Dances with Wolves replies to him with line two. In the 1991 Academy Awards “Dances with Wolves” won seven Oscars, including Best Picture and Kevin Costner for Best Director. John Barry won the Oscar for Best Music, Original Score. This wonderful soundtrack is one of my all-time favorites. Kevin Costner, Graham Greene and Mary McDonnell were also nominated for acting awards but did not win. When Stands With A Fist (Mary McDonnell) is remembering how she was captured by the Pawnee Indian party who killed her family, she was played, as the young girl Christine, by Kevin Costner’s daughter Annie (who was six years old at the time).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The Bolsheviks trust you?”
“They trust no one. They found me useful.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.

TEMPORARY

_ N _ M _ R _

_ O _ O _

_ I _

Answer: 1. ANYMORE

  1. MOTOR
  2. RIP

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each word differs by only one (1) letter,
which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters does not change.

Example:

Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify

Answer:

E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

  1. specialist _ _ _ E _ _ / _ _ _ O _ _ ship
  2. hull _ _ L _ _ / _ _ N _ _ indulgence
  3. scorch S _ _ _ _ / T _ _ _ _ slight colouration
  4. soft spread _ U _ _ _ _ / _ I _ _ _ _ grievous

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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