Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 2, 2022

Here’s The Story…
A woman driver ended up parking her car in the roof of this Italian house after she forgot to put on the handbrake. Maria Rizzo, 34, stopped to admire the spectacular view from the street above the house in Alassio, on the Gulf of Genoa in northern Italy.

Will and Guy heard that she was so intent on taking a photograph that she
forgot to put on the handbrake, and her car rolled away, smashing through a
barrier and plunging down the hill onto the house below.

The Fiat Panda crashed through the roof and landed in the bathroom, with
the front end wedged in an iron bath which broke the fall and stopped the
red car plunging further into the house.

A police spokesman remarked to us, ‘Luckily no one was home at the time,
so nobody was hurt, but the owner of the property did have a surprise when
they arrived home.’ 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

War does not determine who is right

  • only who is left. Bertrand Russell

The more you sweat in peace, the
less you bleed in war. Norman Schwarzkopf

To be prepared for war is one of the most
effective means of preserving peace. George Washington

In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war,
fathers bury their sons. Herodotus

There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed
to the advantage of others. Niccolo Machiavelli

I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up
wars for young men to die in. George McGovern

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Welsh lad came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
‘Wonderful, ‘replies his mother, ‘what part is it?’
The boy says, ‘I play the part of the Welsh husband.’
The mother scowls and says, ‘Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.’ 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You are exceptionally odd.”
“I bet you’re very popular with the girls.”

Answer: A Beautiful Mind
In this scene brilliant math prodigy, John Nash Jr. (Russell Crowe), is trying to make small talk with his wife-to-be Alicia (Jennifer Connelly) before they are married. He has just met her when she is a student at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) and he is a teacher. They are together in this scene at a reception and have gone out on a patio to sip champagne. After looking at the stars in a clear sky, she tells him (about the stars), “I once tried to count them all. I actually made it to 4,348.” He says line one and she replies with line two.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Who are you with again?”
“I’m with the United States Congress. Perhaps you’ve heard of them.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A Swaffergy is a word that can be broken up into two parts: a different word and a letter of the English Alphabet.
The word “defense” is a common Swaffergy. It can be broken up into the letter “D”, and the word “Fence”. As a Swaffergy, it would be written like this:
D + A structure serving as an enclosure, a barrier, or a boundary, usually made of posts or stakes joined together by boards, wire, or rails.
Which will give you “D-Fence”, or “defense”.

Can you find the answers to the following Swaffergies?

  1. B + To go out of or away from
  2. B + The uppermost or forwardmost part of the body of a vertebrate, containing the brain and the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and jaws
  3. B + Used by a golfer to warn those ahead that a ball is headed in their direction
  4. B + Slang for “cousin”
  5. B + Autumn
  6. B + Condensed water vapor in cloudlike masses lying close to the ground and limiting visibility
  7. B + Located at or forming the back or rear
  8. B + One of two equal parts that together constitute a whole
  9. B + A garland of flowers, especially one worn around the neck
  10. B + A surface of an object

Answer: 1. Believe (B-Leave)

  1. Behead (B-Head)
  2. Before (B-Fore)
  3. Because (B-Cuz)
  4. Befall (B-Fall)
  5. Befog (B-Fog)
  6. Behind (B-Hind)
  7. Behalf (B-Half)
  8. Belay (B-Lei)
  9. Beside (B-Side)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Fill in the blanks with four words, such that the first and the fourth are the same, while the second and the third are homonyms.

A jailer _ , and a jeweler _.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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