Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 1, 2022

Virus Warning
Even the most advanced ant-virus programs from McAfee
cannot take care of this bug. Norton is no help either.
Virus Symptoms:
Tricks you into sending blank emails.
Results in you sending an email to the wrong person.
Causes you to send the email back to the person who sent it to you.
Makes you forget to affix the attachment.
Triggers your pressing ‘SEND’ before you’ve finished.
Forces you to hit ‘DELETE’ instead of ‘SEND.’
Pressurizes you into clicking ‘SEND’ when you should click ‘DELETE.’
Causes you to send the same email twice.
Causes you to send the same email twice.
This virus only affects those who were born before 1958.
Oh, I nearly forgot, this virus is called the: ‘C-NILE VIRUS.’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Fool me once, shame on you;
fool me twice, shame on me.

Chinese Proverb

If every fool wore a crown,
we should all be kings. – Welsh Proverb

We’re fools whether we dance or not,
so we might as well dance. – Japanese Proverb

Don’t give cherries to pigs or
advice to fools. – Irish Proverb

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence:
It’s good to be silly at the right moment. – Horace [65 BC – 8 BC]

It is human nature to think wisely
and act foolishly. – Anatole France [1844 – 1924]

The greatest lesson in life is to know that
even fools are right sometimes. – Winston Churchill

What a fool does in the end, the
wise do in the beginning. – Spanish Proverb

For fools rush in where angels
fear to tread. – Alexander Pope

A fool may have his coat embroidered with
gold, but it is a fool’s coat still. – Antoine Rivarol

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Tech Support Jokes

Double-space
Customer: ‘My disk ran out of space when trying to save my Word document,
so I changed it from double spaced to single spaced and it still wouldn’t fit!’

Change of Mind
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer
and don’t want my wife to think that it’s me.’
Advisor: ‘I will remove them for you.’
Customer: ‘How do I get them back when she is not in?’

Change Channel?
Customer: How do I change channel on my monitor?
Advisor: Your monitor won’t have channels like a TV.
Customer: But I was watching the internet channel the
other day and now I just get the word processing channel. 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Savannah would be better for ya. You’d just get in trouble in Atlanta.”
“What trouble are you talking about?”

Answer: Gone with the Wind!
In this scene Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh) and Mammy (Hattie McDaniel) are discussing where Scarlett should temporarily move to when the widowed Scarlett wanted to move because she is bored at home (because of the stringent mourning rules in the South at that time). When Mammy says line one, Scarlett pretends to not understand what she means and says line two. Mammy says, “You know what trouble I’s talkin’ ’bout. I’s talking ’bout Mr. Ashley Wilkes. He’ll be comin’ to Atlanta when he gets his leave, and you sittin’ there waitin’ for him, just like a spider. He belongs to Miss Melanie.” “Gone with the Wind” tells the story of a fictitious strong-willed, manipulative woman and a devilish but realistic man, set against the backdrop of the U.S. Civil War and Reconstruction.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well… it’s somebody who doesn’t believe there’s a divine being dispensing justice to mankind.”
“I’m a pagan, too.”

Thusday’s Quizzler is….
Find the names of ten fish by adding one of the given letters to each word
and rearranging the letters. Each letter will be used only once.

A A E H L N N P T T

Nut + ? =
Tour + ? =
Prickle + ? =
Floured + ? =
Mason + ? =
Ringer + ? =
Papers + ? =
Gyro + ? =
Apron + ? =
Pompon + ? =

ANSWER: 1. Tuna

Trout
Pickerel
Flounder
Salmon
Herring
Snapper
Porgy
Tarpon
Pompano

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
A Swaffergy is a word that can be broken up into two parts: a different word and a letter of the English Alphabet.

The word defense is a common Swaffergy. It can be broken up into the letter D , and the word Fence . As a Swaffergy, it would be written like this:

D + A structure serving as an enclosure, a barrier, or a boundary, usually made of posts or stakes joined together by boards, wire, or rails.

Which will give you D-Fence , or defense .

Can you find the following Swaffergies? They all use a different letter of the alphabet, excluding the letters W, and H.

A + Maize
B + an open receptacle with a flat bottom and a low rim for holding, carrying, or exhibiting articles
C + A male descendant
D + A clamping device
E + Large body of water
F + A fortified place or position stationed with troops
G + The joint between the thigh and the lower leg
I + The solid ground of the earth
J + To go or travel on foot
K + the starting place for each hole on a golf course
L + A bent, curved, or arched object
M + Outer covering of a tree
N + A small dent or nick
O + A bent, curved, or arched object
P + To tug at; jerk or tweak
Q + the starting place for each hole on a golf course
R + Past participle of “go”
S + To utter aloud
T + Polite address for a man
U + A base or cowardly person
V + A cape or headland
X + Past tense of “peck”
Y + A sharp, high-pitched sound
Z + To propel a boat with oars

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