Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 26, 2022

Here’s The Story…
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just
what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room. Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Florida, an 87-year-old man has donated 100 gallons of blood
throughout his lifetime. And the weird thing is,
only half of it is his.” -Conan O’Brien

“Today, Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed their third child,
a baby boy. A lot of people were betting on the name of the new royal baby.
And those people have a name too–they’re called gambling addicts.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Colorado woman was given an apple on her flight home from Paris, she put it in
her bag and forgot about it, and now she’s facing a $500 fine for not declaring it at
customs. I’d be suspicious of this woman, too. I mean, who eats an apple at the
airport when there’s a Cinnabon right there?” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials
must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge
asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.” 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I had a wonderful time last night. I’d like to see you again. Is that so terrible?”
“No. I just don’t think it’s possible.”

Answer: Fatal Attraction!
“Fatal Attraction” (1987) follows Dan, a married man, who has an affair with Alex. When Dan calls it off (as is shown in the lines above) Alex becomes obsessed with him and does everything in her power to have him for herself. Dan is played by Michael Douglas and Alex is played by Glenn Close.
“Fatal Attraction” (1987)was nominated for six Oscars.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Do you think there’s someplace where we can meet that’s not in silence and not in sound?”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical
order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.

  1. C O _ _ E _,
  2. _ _ _ O R M,
  3. S O _ E _ _,
  4. _ U _ G _ L,
  5. S _ O _ _ Y,
  6. _ O B U _ _.

ANSWER: 1. Corset, 2. Deform, 3. Solemn, Sorest, 4. Cudgel, 5. Snoopy, 6. Robust.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
The more you make of me the more you leave behind. What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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