Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 25, 2022

Here’s The Story…
Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says,
“Well, Pauly, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”
Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money
from parking meters. I start on Monday!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says “Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!” Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“This weekend is the 80th birthday of Superman. Now that he’s 80, Superman
is rendered helpless by Kryptonite and his email password.” -Conan O’Brien

“A group of scientists in Singapore built a robot that can put together Ikea furniture.
That’s when you know something’s wrong, when it’s easier to build a
robot than an Ikea dresser.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You know how sometimes when priests go to the Vatican they bring gifts for the Pope
from their home region? Recently, a priest from Kentucky decided to give Pope Francis
10 bottles of whiskey. He got 10 bottles of whiskey, which explains why this
morning’s 9 a.m. Mass was held at 2 p.m.” -James Corde

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had a power outage last week and my computer, TV, and games console shut down immediately.
It was raining hard and I couldn’t play golf either so I just talked to my wife for a few hours.
Seems like a nice person. 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“If I become human, I’ll never be with my father or sisters again.”
“That’s right. But – you’ll have your man. Life’s full of tough choices, innit?”

Answer: The Little Mermaid!
“The Little Mermaid” (1989) tells the story of Ariel the mermaid who wants to be able to live among the humans on the surface and find her ‘prince’. She goes to see Ursula the Sea Witch to make a deal, and the quote shows part of this converstation.
Ariel is voiced by Jodi Benson. It won two Oscars for Best Music, Original Score and Best Music, Original Song.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I had a wonderful time last night. I’d like to see you again. Is that so terrible?”
“No. I just don’t think it’s possible.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
What am I?

You may praise your good fortune and curse all you hate,
Yet I rule all your chaos and gamble your fate.
By some I’m avoided by others I’m game,
Called by fat or slim, my meaning’s the same.

ANSWER: Chance .. the luck of the draw in life! We praise it when it goes our way and curse it when it doesn’t ..
some avoid risk and others gamble at every chance .. There is no difference between a fat chance and a slim chance .. Good luck in life!

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical
order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.

C O _ _ E _,
_ _ _ O R M,
S O _ E _ _,
_ U _ G _ L,
S _ O _ _ Y,
_ O B U _ _.

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