Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Book Titles….
The Broken Window by Eva Brick
The Cliff Tragedy by Eileen Dover
French Windows by Pattie O’Dors
Forestry by Teresa Green
Olympic Games by Arthur Letics
How to Make Honey by B. Keeper
Easy Money by Robyn Banks
Gunfire by R. Tillery
Long Walk by Miss D. Buss
The Dogs’ Dinner by Nora Bone
A Hole in My Bucket by Lee King
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
How to Win by Vic Tree
I Love Maths by Adam Upp and Ima Adder
Snakes of the World by Anna Conda
Natural Bust Enlargement by Mine Power

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going
to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
Mitch Hedberg

A pessimist is a person who has had to
listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

If I were two-faced, would
I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln

The best thing about the future is that
it comes one day at a time. Abraham Lincoln

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like
who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two friends, Bob and Mick who hadn’t seen each other for a while were
having lunch and catching up on one another.
“So what are you doing with yourself these days?” Bob asked.
Mick answered, “I’ve taken up a career in writing.”
“That’s great!” Bob replied. “So have you sold anything yet?”
“I have,” answered Mick.
“What have you sold?” asked Bob.
Mick answered, “My Rolex, my
saxophone, the TV, the stereo and several antiques.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He just wants to know that you don’t hate him.”
“Hate him! How could I hate him? Mothers don’t hate their sons! Is that what he told you? You see how you believe everything?”

Answer: Ordinary People!
“Ordinary People” (1980) stars Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore as parents who have lost their son in a sailing accident. The movie shows the aftermath of the tradgedy and how it affects their other son. In this scene they are arguing about their surviving son.
“Ordinary People” (1980) won four Oscars including Best Picture and Best Director.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If I become human, I’ll never be with my father or sisters again.”
“That’s right. But – you’ll have your man. Life’s full of tough choices, innit?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, and then the whole,
ever dancing around the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
my beauty to the shades below.
Who am I?

ANSWER: The Moon

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What am I?

You may praise your good fortune and curse all you hate,
Yet I rule all your chaos and gamble your fate.
By some I’m avoided by others I’m game,
Called by fat or slim, my meaning’s the same.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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