Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Onions, asparagus, daffodils, yams, hyacinths, garlic, leeks,
tulips, chives and the Joshua tree of California [which can grow to be
40 feet tall] are all types of lily.

Raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, cherries, plums, apples and
pears are all kinds of rose.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.

The United Kingdom eats more cans of baked beans than the rest of
the world combined.

There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than
in Country Time Lemonade.

Within two hours of standing in daylight, milk loses between half
and two-thirds of its vitamin B content.

The world’s oldest known recipe is for beer.

There are about 100,000 bacteria in one litre of drinking water.

The estimated number of M and M’s sold each day in the United States
is 200,000,000.

Apparently, Spain has a wider range of foods flavored with almonds
than any other country in the world.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“SpaceX is planning to build a Mars rocket right here in Los Angeles. The voyage to Mars
will take nine months, but eight of those months will be spent just getting out of L.A.” -Conan O’Brien

“In honor of Tax Day, Hardee’s offered free breakfast biscuits if you said the password ‘Made
From Scratch.’ Arby’s had a similar deal. They gave you a free roast beef sandwich
with the password ‘Made From Squirrel.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man in New Orleans could be facing a life sentence for stealing $31 worth of candy from
a drug store. I feel for this guy. That has got to be a tough conversation once you’re in prison.
‘Yeah, I’m in for armed robbery and arson, what about you?’
‘Oh, you know, the new peanut butter Twix.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition
was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite
the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.
Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.
I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. 😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!”

Answer: The King and I!
Anna (Kerr) is contracted to teach English to the children of the Royal Household of the King of Siam (Brynner). Being of English descent, Anna struggles to come to terms with the customs of life in Bangkok. Eventually she and King Mongkut fall in love, but due to her upbringing, she cannot condone joining the King’s harem.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“He just wants to know that you don’t hate him.”
“Hate him! How could I hate him? Mothers don’t hate their sons! Is that what he told you? You see how you believe everything?”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this phrase:

1) Rib
2) Rib <—
3) Rib <—
4) Rib
5) Rib <—
6) Rib
7) Rib <—

ANSWER: Prime Ribs

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, and then the whole,
ever dancing around the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
my beauty to the shades below.

Who am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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