Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 20, 2022

Here’s The Story….
Three elderly men, Eddie, Jenkin and Martin men go to the doctor’s for
their memory test. It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment!
Anyway, the doctor begins by asking Eddie, “What is five times five?”
“191,” is his reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Jenkin,
“It’s your turn. What is five times five?”
“Wednesday,” replies Jenkin man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay Martin
it’s your turn. What’s five times five?”
“Twenty five,” says Martin.

“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get your answer?”
“Easy,” says Martin, “just subtract 191 from Wednesday.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Talent is given, greatness is earned.
Don’t let someone else’s opinion of you become your reality.
Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
Never let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
The higher you climb the better the view.
With patience you can even cook a stone.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had
nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles. One day she
expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Nowadays people want glamour and tears, the grand performance. I’ve never been good at that.”

Answer: The Queen!
“The Queen” (2006) focuses on the Royal family in the wake of the death of Diana, ex-wife of Prince Charles. It explains their reluctance to leave their Scottish home of Balmoral Castle, the pleas of the then Prime Minister, Tony Blair to get them to relent, and shows the public outpouring of grief over Diana’s death.
Of particular note is the division between Elizabeth II and Prince Charles, with her Majesty determined the funeral be a private affair of “The Spencers”. Charles was equally adamant that, despite their divorce, as mother of the future King of England, she deserved better.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
You have no control over me,
I am not real, though sometimes you believe me,
I come back every night, but am often forgotten,
Though left alone, I will never become rotten,
Sometimes I remind you of things yet to come,
Sometimes, watching me, you do things you’ve never done,
I rarely ever turn out to be true,
Now I am done with this riddle for you.

What am I?

ANSWER: A dream.
You cannot pick what your dream is going to be.
Though they are not real, when you are asleep it seems real.
You have a dream every night, but most people forget them.
No one ever bothers, visits, or takes care of dreams (of course not, you can’t!) but they don’t get rotten (they’re intangible, so how could they?)
Sometimes, if an important event is coming up, you will have a dream about it.
In dreams, you may do impossible things.
The events in dreams rarely happen.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you decipher this phrase:

1) Rib
2) Rib <—
3) Rib <—
4) Rib
5) Rib <—
6) Rib
7) Rib <—

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