Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Senior Texting Codes….

  • CBM – Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
  • FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
  • GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA – Got Heartburn Again
  • IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LWO – †Lawrence Welk’s On
  • OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • TTYL – Talk to You Louder
  • WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTP – Where’re the Prunes?

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it’s fine to cheat
a little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy
with a clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven.
So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2017 while eating
a hot dog from 2005.” -Conan O’Brien

“The only fun thing about filing your tax return is getting a refund. About 80 percent
of taxpayers get money back, which is a weird thing to be happy about. That means
you’ve been overpaying all year long. It’s like if someone broke into your house and
the police recovered the stuff and brought it back and you said, ‘Oh, presents.'” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket
agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I’m a
“real” pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.

One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman
walked through the door and looked over at me. “My sister would be so proud of you!” she remarked.
I figured her sister must be in the airline business, so I smiled and asked why.
Replied the woman, “She’s a dentist.” 😮

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You must forgive me if I seem a little slow, but it’s a bit early in the day to see double. Even for me.”

Answer: The Prisoner of Zenda
The plot of “The Prisoner of Zenda” revolves around the substitution of a distant English cousin, Rudolf Rassendyll, for the king of Ruritania, King Rudolf V, a tippler who is too unreliable to be trusted with his own coronation. The Englishman plays the part well and even gains the interest of the king’s fiancee, Princess Flavia, who approves of his sobriety. When the king is found to have been abducted the Englishman must continue his masquerade until his cousin is rescued and restored to the throne.
The plot of “The Prisoner of Zenda” has been used at least thirteen times in the theatre, radio productions and films. “The Prisoner of Benda” was the title of an episode in Futurama, “The Prisoner of Azkaban” was a Harry Potter title and “Double Indemnity” has no relevance to this film.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Nowadays people want glamour and tears, the grand performance. I’ve never been good at that.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
1: flawed
2: not flawed
1: flawed
3: not flawed
1: flawed
4: not flawed
1: flawed
5: not flawed

ANSWER: No one is perfect.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
You have no control over me,
I am not real, though sometimes you believe me,
I come back every night, but am often forgotten,
Though left alone, I will never become rotten,
Sometimes I remind you of things yet to come,
Sometimes, watching me, you do things you’ve never done,
I rarely ever turn out to be true,
Now I am done with this riddle for you.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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