Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


As I Mature…

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk
them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just aren’t worth it.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades,
and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all
the less important ones just never go away.

That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Centers for Disease Control reports that 80 percent of public swimming
pools they investigated have health and safety violations. 80 percent! The study
concluded with ‘enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A study by the Pew Research Center determined that more millennials between
the ages of 18 and 34 are living with their parents than at any other point in history.
Millennials were happy to take the poll, while their parents were proud of
them for finishing the poll.” -James Corden

“After being arrested for crashing his car into a shopping mall, a Florida man explained
to police that he was trying to time-travel. Which is crazy. If you want to travel 50
years into the future, just leave Florida.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained, “and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”
“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week.” 😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.”

Answer: “The Outlaw Josey Wales”
Originally to be directed by Philip Kaufman (“The Right Stuff”), Eastwood took over the director’s chair for “The Outlaw Josey Wales”, thereby prompting the Directors Guild of America to create “The Eastwood Rule”, which prevents any current cast or crew member to replace a film’s director. After doing some research, I never found out why Eastwood replaced Kaufman (who did an excellent job with the film’s screenplay), but it was obviously a good move, as “Josey Wales” is recognized as one of the best films of the Western genre (as well as one of Eastwood’s favorites). Oscar-nominated for Original Music Score, the film was listed as “significant” by the United States Library of Congress, and is preserved in the National Film Registry. “Josey Wales” also starred Sondra Locke (her first of six films with Eastwood), John Vernon (who would soon rise to fame as Dean Vernon Wormer in 1978’s “Animal House”), Bill McKinney and Sam Bottoms.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
C’mon Rosie, c’mon. Settle down. Earthquakes bring out the worst in some guys, that’s all.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Whenever a phrase or sentence becomes part of the common language, there is a strong possibility that it will be quoted inaccurately.
Over the course of time, a letter gets shifted or a word is changed and forevermore the quotation becomes a cliche that nobody ever gets quite right.
Try to complete each proverbial cliche:
1.) ” I only regret that I have but one life to _ for my country.” – Nathan Hale 2.) “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no .”
3.) “Music hath charms to soothe _
.” – William Congreve

Answer: 1.) lose

2.) fibs

3.) a savage breast

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The four sentences in Group A share a special feature. If you correctly identify that common feature, you will find that one of the sentences in Group B also has that same feature. What is the feature? What sentence in Group B can be added to Group A?

Group A:
A gold medal is better then a silver medal.
Jack had to lay down after carrying the pail of water.
She wrote her letter on pink stationary.
The price of the stock will very from day to day.

Group B:
Bill hit the baseball well.
He and I went to the football game.
The barren hill was devoid of trees.
The high-pitched sound produced a strange affect on the dog.
Victoria was the heroine of the story.
Walter had a minor role in the play.

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