Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 6, 2022

Here’s The Story…
My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our
employees—dishes like “Chicken Mickey,” after our dishwasher who gave us the recipe,
and “Rod’s Ribs,” after a waiter who had his personal style of barbecue. One evening
after rereading the menu, I broke with this tradition and changed the description of the
special we had named after our chef. Despite her skills and excellent reputation, somehow
I didn’t think an entrée named “Salmon Ella” would go over big with our customers.
That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study claims that women tend to let handsome men off the hook for
things more easily, which is why I’m constantly apologizing.” -Seth Meyers

“Experts say that because of higher gas prices, fewer families will travel this weekend.
That’s a shame. I can’t imagine growing up without an 18-hour ride through the desert
with my father who’s too cheap to turn the air conditioning on.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“According to a new study, 88 percent of Facebook users have admitted to spending some
time looking at their ex’s profile. While the other 12 percent have admitted to spending ALL
of their time looking at their ex’s profile.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two old men went hunting one day. A hang glider came soaring overhead and the first
old man raised his gun and fired. After a brief pause the second old man asked “Did you get it, whatever it was?” The first old man replied “No, I think I missed it. But I sure as heck made it turn loose that poor fella it was carrying away!” 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Back in the Middle Ages, in more noble times, when a knight failed his king, that knight would throw himself onto his sword to avoid the humiliation of being ostracized by his peers for his incompetence and cowardice.”

Answer: Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever!
The scene for this quote takes place as Gant (Henry) approaches the man who he had assigned to protect his wife’s son. Gant suggests that since he has failed he should commit suicide. Gant’s wife’s son was taken by Sever (Lucy Liu) because he had a weapon hidden in his body.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“As you know, our research here relates to the biochemical mechanisms of disease. And I am pleased to announce this morning that God has agreed to provide us with all the answers we need for just under $800,000.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​

YO MIND

Answer: You are out of your mind.
(U and R are gone from the word ‘your’ and are out of “your mind”.)

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…
Unless you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her.
The following Music Stars have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities.

  1. Keen Chimney
  2. Bayonet Knowledge
  3. Retching Wilson
  4. Jousting Tumblers
  5. Went Steamy
  6. Madden
  7. Tubby Kith
  8. Pariah Curry
  9. Rebel Mentioned
  10. Cozy About

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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