Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 21, 2022

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:

Stamps – Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators – Hearty Starty

Bumble bees – Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy test – Maybe Baby

Bra – Breasty Nestie

Fork – Stabby Grabby

Socks – Feetie Heatie

Hippo – Floatie Bloatie

Nightmare – Screamy Dreamy

That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It was 90 degrees in New York City today. Yeah, you know it’s bad when you
get that dirty gust of wind from the subway and you go, ‘Aaahh!'” -Jimmy Fallon

“An Ohio man was recently arrested after attacking his roommate with a rolling pin.
And I find it amazing that two male roommates actually owned a rolling pin.” -Seth Meyers

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off
of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of
alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.
The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”
For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she
fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it and
with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”
The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”
The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people. “This is
a recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.” 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”

Answer: Coming to America!
The scene for this quote takes place as Akeem and Semi (Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall) have just been hired by McDowell. Maurice (Anderson) offers these words of encouragement to show the possible upward mobility available at McDowell’s.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Too many people in our society disappear. They fall into a gulf. The gulf between what is said and what is done.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this rebus?
QUE___ON

Answer: It’s out of the question.
(The letters I T and S are out of the word “question”.)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

LIUQA Take letters 1 & 2
PDIET Take letters 1,2 & 4
ETRSO Take letters 1 & 4
DONU Take letters 1 & 4

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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