Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story….
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie. Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.” “That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude. “But with all due respect, when I think about the way my Sammy takes care of me, it just can’t compare. Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee. Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.” “WELL!” Says Barbara “I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Harry, twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? Asks Barbara with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ALL HE SPEAKS ABOUT IS ME!”😳
That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela

The way to get started is to quit talking
and begin doing. -Walt Disney

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results
of other people’s thinking. -Steve Jobs

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and
be without flavor. -Eleanor Roosevelt

If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you
look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. -Oprah Winfrey

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will
fail above everyone else’s success. -James Cameron

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A guy from Brooklyn was in Hong Kong. While passing through a Jewish neighborhood
he was surprised to see a synagogue. He went in and sure enough, he saw a Chinese
rabbi and a Chinese congregation. The service was touching.
As the service ended, the rabbi stood at the door greeting his congregants. When our
Brooklyn friend came up, the Chinese rabbi said….”You’re a Jew?”
“Yes, I’m Jewish,” replied the Brooklynite.
“Funny,” said the Chinese rabbi. “You don’t look it.” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Do you really believe that there’s some stored up conflict that exists between us? There is no us. We don’t exist. So who do you wanna hit, man? It’s not me. Now whaddya wanna do here, man?”

Answer: Grosse Pointe Blank!
The quote takes place as Blank (Cusack) is walking with Debi Newberry (Minnie Driver) through the empty school halls during the reunion and they are approached by a drunk Bob Destepello (Michael Cudlitz).

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Below are incomplete words. Place four (4) letters in each bracket so that you can
complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

dar (_ _ _ ) er but ( _ _ ) ish disap ( _ _ ) ly cove ( _ _ ) ing sp ( _ _ ) ings sin ( _ _ _) al

Answer: darling – linger
butcher – cherish
disappear – pearly
covering – ringing
splash – lashings
sincere – cereal

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you tell me what word goes in front of all of these words?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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