Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 4, 2022

Here’s The Story….
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: “Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.” The man calmly looked up at her and said: “No, unfortunately, she just walked in.”
That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT JULY 4Th MONDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than twice
the amount of time with their children than they used to. Experts say it’s due
to a sweeping new trend called ‘unemployment.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I think all these storms are God’s way of sending us a message. I think that
message is that when warm humid air masses surge northward from the Gulf
of Mexico and combine with a strong jet stream, it can result in
severe weather conditions.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced after 30 years on
the bench, he’s retiring. He’s 81 years old, so he’s going to go from sitting
around in a robe all day to sitting around in a robe all day.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
During lunch, an ad for a lending institution came on the television set in our
employees’ lounge. As the commercial extolled the pleasures of extra money,
I remarked that there was no such thing as “extra” money.
“Yes, there is,” my supervisor retorted. “It’s what you have right before your car breaks down.” 😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated; “Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever.”

Answer: The Emperor’s Club!
The classroom is the scene for this quote as William Hundert (Kevin Kline) attempts to
reach the troubled student Sedgewick Bell (Emile Hirsch).

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Do you really believe that there’s some stored up conflict that exists between us? There is no us. We don’t exist. So who do you wanna hit, man? It’s not me. Now whaddya wanna do here, man?”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
Although much water you see,
by definition, “desert” fits me.

In the winter I double in size,
but staying away is a word for the wise.

I am very windy, that is a clue,
What am I? Good luck to you.

Answer: Antarctica.
Antarctica is full of snow and ice – forms of water.
It receives less than 10 inches of precipitation a year, which makes it a desert.
In the winter, water freezes around it, doubling its size.
The extremely cold temperatures are deadly for humans.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Below are incomplete words. Place four (4) letters in each bracket so that you can
complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

dar (_ _ _ ) er but ( _ _ ) ish disap ( _ _ ) ly cove ( _ _ ) ing sp ( _ _ ) ings sin ( _ _ _) al

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