WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 12, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came
in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the
matter. So he walked into the back and said, “There’s some jerk out there who wants to buy only
a half a head of lettuce.” As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added, “and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half…”
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, “You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but
I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we
like that around here. Where are you from son?”
The boy replied, “Canada, Sir.”
“Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?” asked the manager.
The boy replied, “They’re all just up-tight, homely women and hockey players up there.”
“Really,” replied the manager, “My wife is from Canada!”
The boy replied, “No kidding! What team did she play for?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“When I married Donna, I could get both hands around her waist,”
said my husband’s grandfather. Pointing at his full-figured wife, he
boasted, “Now look how much I got. That’s what I call an investment!”
My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how
she died really…She was attacked by a giant crab.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The
guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly
threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”🙄
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Please don’t tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit?”
Answer: Two Weeks’ Notice!
Lucy is a bright young lawyer who ends up working as a personal assistant for a man who has trouble choosing what cereal to eat in the morning. Here he has called her out of a wedding ceremony (where she was a bridesmaid) to help him choose what to wear. His intense dependency on her drives her crazy, until she realizes that he’s in love with her, and that she loves him too.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this common phrase:
Answer: You ought to be in pictures.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What expression is represented below?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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