WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 1, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
[Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?]
A woman who got it into her head that a fresh turkey produced a far superior meal to a frozen
one made a trek out to a turkey farm to buy a live bird. But after returning home and looking
square into the eyes of the living, breathing creature she’d just purchased, she just couldn’t bring
herself to kill it by wringing its neck or chopping off its head. Instead, she managed to put the turkey
to sleep with chloroform and then began the process of dry-plucking it. Just as she finished removing
the last of the feathers, however, the bird woke up. The next-door neighbors responded to her shouts
and arrived at her back door to find a woman being chased around her kitchen by an angry, naked turkey.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Archeologists investigating an ancient shipwreck in Italy have
discovered pills over 2,000 years old. Meanwhile, my mom was like,
‘That date is just a recommendation. They’re still good.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A woman has been charged with filing a false police report after posting
that she had been kidnapped on Facebook. People grew suspicious when
the woman ‘liked’ her own kidnapping.” -Conan O’Brien
“The good people at Butterball have been running a toll-free hotline for
turkey-cooking tips since 1981. Every year the turkey talk line receives more
than 100,000 phone calls, but sadly, they have not once been able to
save a turkey’s life.” -Stephen Colbert
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man goes into the home improvement store and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 finishing bricks.”
“Certainly,” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No,” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q.”
“Why do you need so many bricks for a bar-b-q?” asks the salesman.
“Well,” says the man, “we live in a 3rd floor flat.” 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Answer: “Predator” (1987)
An alien who hunts down beings from other races simply to add to its trophy collection is drawn to Earth, specifically the jungles of Val Verde, where Arnold (as “Dutch” Schultz) and his team of United States Army Special Forces are on a mission. The army team is being systematically “taken out” and the predator appears to be invincible. That is until Arnold’s team spies some green blood… and Arnie utters one of the best action lines in cinema history.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.”?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What common, English word has the letters “WSP”, in that order, without any letters between?
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
MTHEE Take letters 3 & 4
TTLERA Take letters 1 & 2
XETNDE Take letters 1 & 6
AYL Take letter 1
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
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