WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first
day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
“How do you know when you’re at 300 feet?” asked one woman.
“A good question,” replied the instructor. “At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I’m writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with:
‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” -Demetri Martin
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because
even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
“When we got married, we registered at Bloomingdale’s because you can
return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can keep me
in beer money for about a month.” –Gary Barkin
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that
customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge
asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a
bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?”
Answer: “Die Hard” 1988
It is Willis’ John McLane that uses the name Roy Rogers. Hans Gruber: “Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?”
John McClane: “Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.”
The first of the “Die Hard” films was bold, witty and intelligent… and it made Bruce Willis a bona fide action star. Directed by John McTiernan, it shows a group of terrorists hold a building to ransom as a smoke-screen to cover up a massive robbery. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for John McClane. “Who are you?” enquires Gruber. “Just a fly in the ointment, Hans, the monkey in the wrench.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Boy: Can I dig a hole?
Dad: Well sure, why not?
Boy: Can I climb a tree?
Dad: Yes, sir!
Boy: Can I jump off the roof?
Dad: Of course!
Boy: Can I fly in the sky?
Dad: Yes, son, you can!
Boy: Can I go into space?!
Dad: Erm. No, I’m sorry, son. You can’t do that.
Answer: The sky is the limit.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What common, English word has the letters “WSP”, in that order, without any letters between?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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