Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say that your great-great
uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows.
On the back of the picture are the words: “Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885.
Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889.”
Pretty grim situation, right? But let’s revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image
and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
Next, we rewrite the text: “Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire
grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave
to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned
Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor
when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In other weird Japanese news – or as they call it in Japan, news – there are now plans
for a park in Japan that will be a combination of a hot springs spa and an amusement
park. It either sounds nice or like a sanitary nightmare.” -James Corden

“Two Connecticut residents stole over $1,000 worth of candles from the Yankee Candle
Village. The suspects are being described as white.” -Conan O’Brien

“Tonight was the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Thousands of people
waited for hours in the cold just to go, ‘Cool. OK, back to the hotel,
let’s go back to the hotel.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day on his way to work, my husband stopped at the cafeteria as it began to rain.
Forgetting that he hadn’t brought an umbrella, he reached for the nearest one when he got up to leave.
“That’s my umbrella,” a woman immediately scolded.
Abashed at his mistake, he apologized and walked on to his office. He was drenched by the time he arrived.
Once there, he discovered three umbrellas that he had left in the office over the months, and
he decided to bring them home at the end of the day.
That afternoon he ran into the same woman who had confronted him earlier.
She looked at the umbrellas, then at him, and tartly remarked:
“Did real well for yourself today, didn’t you?” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts Indy, I’ve none to give you. At my age I’m prepared to take a few things on faith.”

Answer: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana (Harrison Ford) and Marcus (Denholm Elliott) are about to set off on an adventure to locate both Indiana’s
missing father (Sean Connery), and the location of the Holy Grail, before it can fall into Nazi hands.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I pay for your life David. My life makes your life possible.”
“I resent that.”
“So do I!”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Which letter comes next in the series?

S, M, H, D, W, M, ?

Pick from:
Answer: Y

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a type of carriage.
Then switch my middle letters, and I am a cover often useful on a diamond.
Now switch my end letters …
When you see me, you also see hair.

What are the words?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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