WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 22, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
My husband David’s colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room
by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open
the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a
maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled
the doorknob and a voice from inside called, “Get me out!”
“Don’t worry,” David replied, “Maintenance should be sending somebody.”
“They did,” said the voice. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too
much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which
children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
“The mayor of Boston actually had to issue a statement yesterday telling residents
to stop jumping from their second-story windows and rooftops into giant piles of snow.
Do NOT do that at home…unless you have a camera ready.” -Jimmy Fallon
“United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on
in the overhead bin. What’s next? ‘In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a
flotation device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.'” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked into the vet’s office
with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!” 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.”
“There’s nothing to see. I used to live here you know.”
“You’re going to die here you know…convenient.”
Answer: Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi!
Recently released from the carbonite, Han is suffering from hibernation sickness. Unfortunately
he and Luke are imprisoned by Jabba, and are about to be fed to Sarlac.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I just don’t like my son spending all his time with a man who carries a gun and goes around whacking people.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
When I went to the store, I purchased four items. The following shows the cost of three of the items:
The line to the checkout was pretty long, so to quench my boredom I started playing with my pocket calculator while waiting.
I found out, to my surprise, that the four prices of the four items I purchased added to the same number as I got when I multiplied the four prices together.
What was the price of the fourth item?
Answer: The three prices add to 1.50 + 3.00 + 4.00 = $8.50.
The three prices multiply to 1.50 x 3.00 x 4.00 = $18.00.
You might be able to see that adding another $0.50 will take the total to $9.00, and multiplying by another $0.50 will take the product to $9.00 also, but the answer can also be found using algebra. Let’s call the unknown price P:
1.50 + 3.00 + 4.00 + P = 1.50 x 3.00 x 4.00 x P
8.50 + P = 18.00 x P
8.50 = 18.00 x P – P
8.50 = 17.00 x P
8.50/17.00 = P
P = 0.50.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
RE _ _ _
_ _ _ RESE
_ _ _ ITA
ES _ _ _ E
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