Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…….
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was
absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn’t get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. One day they went for
a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing:
“I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone” 😳😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

They say ‘You Snooze, You Lose’, which means I start every
morning failing multiple times in 9-minute intervals.

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through
tough thorough thought, though.

Why is sleeping in considered being lazy,
but going to bed early isn’t? 😳

Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion
to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: “Danger! Beware of Dog!”
Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” he asks the owner.
“That’s him,” comes the reply.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“‘Cause before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Always the same narrow people, the same mindless FACES”

Answer: “Titanic”
The full quote “I saw my whole life as if I’d already lived it… an endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches… always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared… or even noticed.” is a rather depressing reflection. This is spoken in voice-over by the old Rose DeWitt Bukater (from the movie “Titanic”) on her protected, rich life that she had been living but not enjoying at the time of the fateful journey. While she is saying this, images of her younger self, sitting through a formal first class dinner, play on the screen.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“In VIETNAM, dinner was always a big thing”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase does this rebus represent?


ANSWER: Attitude Adjustment

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
I went into a bar during my lunch break to get some food. I ordered my dinner and went up to the bar for a drink. It being lunch time, there was quite a long queue. I got talking to another guy who was also on his lunch break, and he said that if I gave him the money for the drink he would get it for me and bring it over to the table. I was quite suspicious of this person, so I agreed out of curiosity to see what he would do. Five minutes later he came over to my table with a glass of water for himself and he gave me my drink. I counted the change he gave me which was also correct. He had done something dishonest and was going to profit from it, but how?

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