Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed
at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of
breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

“Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring
another child into this family.’ But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came
home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'”
One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook?” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a
tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn’t traumatize
him but being in a bathtub with his mother did.” -Conan O’Brien

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it to my
family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when
the barista complained that one of the customers was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

“According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention
dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A co-worker came to work one day wearing shoes that were identical in style,
only one was black and the other brown. I quietly pointed this out to him. He
smiled and said, “Unusual, aren’t they? Believe it or not,
I’ve got another pair just like this at home.” 😳😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We’ll always have RHYTHM”

Answer: “Casablanca”
In context, this quote from “Casablanca”, said by Rick to Ilsa in a reminiscence of their time together in German-occupied Paris, is “We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have, we… we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.” She replies “When I said I would never leave you”, thus re-establishing the loving relationship they cannot live due to Rick’s role in liberating fugitives from the Nazi territories.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“There is always someone left to DECEIVE”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What expression is represented here?
Brrr….shake, shake….brrrrr;
me
Maple, oak, blackwood, acacia, birch and mountain-ash.

ANSWER: Shiver me timbers
Brrr….shake, shake….brrrrr: shiver (Shivering)
me
Maple, oak, blackwood, acacia, birch and mountain-ash: timbers (a group of trees).

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
For each of the pairs of words below, insert a word in the blank space between them to form two separate words such that the inserted word finishes the first word and begins the second. For example, given “MAN __ ON”, you would insert the word “GO” to form “MANGO” and “GOON”. The hint gives the number of letters in each of the words that must be inserted.

WIN _ HERE DISC AGE
TEN OR ANT LOCK
SIN ___
SHIP

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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