WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The
bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”
Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and
remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says “Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job, I can just
imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!”
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters
from his pocket, and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

The Dallas Public Library displays one of the original copies of the
Declaration of Independence – also the only copy stained
with barbecue sauce.” -Conan O’Brien

“Tostitos is coming out with a limited-edition bag that actually doubles
as a breathalyzer. Here’s how it works: If you’re breathing into a
bag of Tostitos, you’re probably drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon

“An art gallery in Finland recently put on an exhibition of paintings created
by a brown bear named Juuso. The exhibition sold 15 of the bear’s paintings,
raising $8,500. Fifteen paintings – that is 14 more paintings
than Van Gogh sold in his entire lifetime.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of
voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs while
the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”
“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate.
“During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor.
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.”
She wasn’t selected for the jury. 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ve always known I’ll die QUICKLY”

Answer: “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”
From “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”, Captain James T. Kirk gives us this quote to retroactively explain why he was so sure he would successfully get out of a dangerous rock climbing situation during a Yosemite shore leave – he was with his friends so, according to his beliefs, he could not be not in any mortal danger. Ultimately, Kirk is proven wrong as he would die in “Star Trek: Generations” (the seventh movie of the series) after fighting Soran, in the arms of his 24th century successor, Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“All you’ve ever FEARED has always been right inside you”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is represented with this rebus?

Often
Not
Often
Not
Often

ANSWER: More often than not!

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you decipher this?

Step Pets Pets

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