WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 2, 2023
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?
…there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
…you’re reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?
…you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it’ll magically open for them and not you.
…someone says, “well, to make a long story short” and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
…a friend or family member says “Yuck! This is awful!!” and then tells you to try some.
…you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just looking around.
…you rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
…a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.
…your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
…there’s a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
…the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.
…someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card.
…the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
…you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don’t, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of the Milky Way.
They found this out by adding 10 pounds to the Milky Way’s
weight on its Tinder profile.” -Conan O’Brien
“A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy Kreme doughnut truck
and leading police on a high-speed chase. The police charged him with one
count of grand theft irony.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A survey by the national retail foundation said that some people even give
their fish Valentine’s Day gifts. A good way to tell that you’ve lost your mind
is if you give your fish a Valentine’s Day gift.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One woman was talking to her friend, “You should listen to my neighbor,” she says.
“She is always bad-mouthing her poor husband behind his back. I think that’s so rude.
Look at me! My husband is fat, lazy, stupid and cheap; but have you ever
heard me say a bad word about him?” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You both have the same height, the same build, you both talk the same, you both kiss the same, you both
draw your guns the same, and you both sing the same wrong words to ‘Amazing Grace’
This hysterically funny western tells the story of ‘the poker game of the century’, and all the trickery and double-crossing that goes on as everyone tries to lay their hands on the substantial cash prize. This quote occurs at the very end of the movie when Annabel reveals that she has figured out that Maverick and Cooper are son and father, just before she relieves them of some of the money. Richard Donner directed and Jodie Foster, James Garner and Mel Gibson starred.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Why do you think the Indians attacked?”
“Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees and dug up their earth?”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this?
Step Pets Pets
ANSWER: One step forward, two steps back.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A man working for a secret organisation goes into town but does not want to be discovered.
So he makes up another name. That name was Horobod. Can you decipher his real name?
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