WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 1, 2023
Why ask why 02……
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can
use to change the world.” ― Nelson Mandela
“Be the change that you wish to
See in the world.” ― Mahatma Gandhi
“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking.
It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.” ― Albert Einstein
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.” ― Jalaluddin Rumi
“Those who cannot change their minds cannot
change anything.” ― George Bernard Shaw
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his
binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself
“what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is this seat taken?”
The man replied, “This was my wife’s seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan.”
The other man replied,”I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you
didn’t give the ticket to a friend or a relative?”
The man replied, “They’re all at the funeral.” 😳😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Go back to England and tell them that Scotland’s daughters and sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.”
Loosely based on a true story, “Braveheart” tells the story of William Wallace and his fight to free Scotland from English oppression. After striking a blow towards that end, Wallace sends some of his prisoners back to England with this rousing message. Mel Gibson directed and starred in this movie which earned 5 Academy Awards.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You both have the same height, the same build, you both talk the same, you both kiss the same, you both
draw your guns the same, and you both sing the same wrong words to ‘Amazing Grace’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What is represented with this rebus?
ANSWER: More often than not!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you decipher this?
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